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Title: Antibiotics and PMSing
Rating: PG-13?
Pairing/Characters: Jukka/Jarno, HP/Jarppi: Britney
Summary: What happens when Winter and the Flu hits the Dudesons ranch?
Authors notes: its shit its short but here you go
I was giving 6 words I had to use in this fic and this is what they are:
rest
blue
personality
heading
sick
stack
Winter had hit The Dudesons Ranch hard this year. So hard infact that the 4 finns were being held captive in their own home which was also playing host to a pig and 2 goats because it was far to cold to keep them in their sheds.
Due to cold freezing the heating system and the boys being unable to exit the house to fix it Jarno and Jarppi had both gotten sick and much to Jarppis dissapointment had both been put on bed rest till they were better. Mainly because Jukka and HP didn't want to get their 'disease' as they so kindly put it.
Even with two of the four were laid up in bed that did not stop HP and Jukka pranking them. So far they had drawn blue spots on Jarnos face as he slept but regretted it when their sometimes overly emotional friend cried thinking he was dying. After explaining that it was just a simple prank HP was now nursing a burnt face from close contact with boiling hot tomato soup and Jukka was thanking god he was gay cause he was sure he wouldn't be able to have kids anymore.
Jarppi was being incredibly over dramatic insisting he was dying and that the others had to obey every single order he gave. This didn't last though seeing as HP soon got fed up and had locked Jarppi in his room and refused to unlock it until he shut up.
Jarno was crawling back from the bathroom after being violently sick to find Jukka fluffing up a stack of pillows and blankets that were placed on his bed. Jarno wearily lay down on his bed and sighed at the cool feeling off the fresh pillows under his head “thank you” he sighed rubbing his face into the soft fabric. Jukka tilted his head to the side and looked down at his sick friend “you know, you kind of look like a kitten when you do that” he said “if you squint”. The sick man turned his head and glared up at Jukka “i should have known you couldn't be sensible for that long”. Jukka giggled and backed out the door “sorry mister grouchy-pants i'll just leave you to PMS in peace then shall I?”. As the door clicked shut one of the newly fluffed pillows hit it with a soft thud “YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS JUKKA!” croaked the annoyed man laying on the bed. Jarno realised yelling may have been a mistake as he breaks down into another coughing fit that shakes his whole body “well shit” he says as he lays back down and attempts to sleep some more.
Another week had past and Jarppi was completely recovered and was reaking havoc around the ranch just like he allways did. Jarno on the other hand was still sick so thats why the four men were all piled into the back of Albert and heading towards the doctors surgery. Jukka helped the tired man into the building and sat him down on the couch and waiting for his name to be called.
After about a 15 minute wait Jarno was finally called into the doctors office with the assistance of Jukka and even though they were not needed HP and Jarppi as well. The doctor looked up through his half moon glasses and frowned at the now very crowded office “which one of you gentlemen is Jarno?” he enquired looking at them each in turn before his eyes landed on Jarno who was now leaning half asleep against Jukkas side.
The doctor checked Jarno over and gave him a perscription for antibiotics and told him to be on bed rest till the drugs ran out and if he was still unwell he was to return immediately. They walked out of the building and all climbed back into Albert for the long journey back to the ranch. On the way Jarno had falled asleep curled up into Jukkas chest and was moving closer into the warmth coming of Jukkas body.
Jukka looked down at the sleeping man who despite being older than himself seemed so young compared to his real age as he slept soundly dreaming up the next crazy stunt they could attempt. On the outside Jukka came across as someone who didn't care what he did to someone or what he did to himself as long as they got it on film and it made people laugh but where Jarno was conserned his personality was completely different. Jarno made Jukka worry when ever he tried a stunt he made him sad when Jarno was sad he cried when Jarno cried and seeing Jarno cry was heartbreaking for him.
The battered old ambulance trundled up the country road that led to the ranch and pulled up alongside the front entrance. Jarppi turned off the engine and turned to face the others “i don't think hes gunna wake up for a while” he said nodding at the sleeping man. Jukka ran his fingers through the fluffy blonde hair in his lap “i'll carry him in” he suggested “just open all the doors for me so I don't knock him on something and wake him up”.
Jukka lifted the skinny man and carried him through the house and lay him on his bed pulling the thick duvet and blankets over him. He smoothed Jarnos hair away from his face and leant down and kissed his red hot forhead “get better soon Jarno please” he wispered and stood up to walk out the room.
As he walked out Jarnos bedroom door a voice to his left spoke “i saw that”. Jukka gulped and turned to face the owner of said voice “why didnt you tell us?” the voice said again “we know your gay hell we all are either gay or bisexual, so why didn't you tell us you liked Jarno? Its kinda creepy kissing someone when they are to sick to notice”. Jukka frowned and looked the other man straight in the face “i couldn't tell you because I knew Jarno would never want me he likes you HP he allways has done I think even Jarppi has noticed that! I mean come on he follows you around like a lost puppy looking for its owner”. HP shook his head and put his arm around Jukka “not recently he hasn't he finally realised that im not leaving Jarppi and got over it” he said shrugging “recently hes been blushing when ever you so much as glance in his direction” said another voice as a much shorter man walked out of the bedroom across the hall.
Jukka looked at his feet acting as if they were far more interesting then anything else in the room whilst and he felt rather like a child being comforted by his parents. “I don't like seeing him poorly” Jukka sighed sadly, HP pulled Jukka in and held him close “go to him Jukka lie with him and let him know your there” he wispered into his ear.
Jukka walked back into the bedroom and hovered near the bed for a short while before laying down beside Jarno. The sick man rolled over and tucked himself into Jukkas neck and fisted his hand in his shirt. Jarno turned his head slightly but his eyes remained closed as he said “Jukka?” into the soft skin of Jukkas throat. Jukka wrapped both arms around Jarno and held him close “im here Jarno im here” he breathed “im here. Allways”. Jukka shut his eyes and both men lay curled together asleep for the first night with many more to come.
Outside the room HP and Jarppi watched their friends sleep soundly “come on Hannu lets go to bed aswell” Jarppi said taking his lover by the hand and leading him back into the room they had just come from. The smaller man pulled HP down onto the bed and hugged him tightly as HP ran his fingers through soft blonde hair “i love you Jarppi” he wispered and the ranch fell silent as all four men slept peacefully.
Rating: PG-13?
Pairing/Characters: Jukka/Jarno, HP/Jarppi: Britney
Summary: What happens when Winter and the Flu hits the Dudesons ranch?
Authors notes: its shit its short but here you go
I was giving 6 words I had to use in this fic and this is what they are:
rest
blue
personality
heading
sick
stack
Winter had hit The Dudesons Ranch hard this year. So hard infact that the 4 finns were being held captive in their own home which was also playing host to a pig and 2 goats because it was far to cold to keep them in their sheds.
Due to cold freezing the heating system and the boys being unable to exit the house to fix it Jarno and Jarppi had both gotten sick and much to Jarppis dissapointment had both been put on bed rest till they were better. Mainly because Jukka and HP didn't want to get their 'disease' as they so kindly put it.
Even with two of the four were laid up in bed that did not stop HP and Jukka pranking them. So far they had drawn blue spots on Jarnos face as he slept but regretted it when their sometimes overly emotional friend cried thinking he was dying. After explaining that it was just a simple prank HP was now nursing a burnt face from close contact with boiling hot tomato soup and Jukka was thanking god he was gay cause he was sure he wouldn't be able to have kids anymore.
Jarppi was being incredibly over dramatic insisting he was dying and that the others had to obey every single order he gave. This didn't last though seeing as HP soon got fed up and had locked Jarppi in his room and refused to unlock it until he shut up.
Jarno was crawling back from the bathroom after being violently sick to find Jukka fluffing up a stack of pillows and blankets that were placed on his bed. Jarno wearily lay down on his bed and sighed at the cool feeling off the fresh pillows under his head “thank you” he sighed rubbing his face into the soft fabric. Jukka tilted his head to the side and looked down at his sick friend “you know, you kind of look like a kitten when you do that” he said “if you squint”. The sick man turned his head and glared up at Jukka “i should have known you couldn't be sensible for that long”. Jukka giggled and backed out the door “sorry mister grouchy-pants i'll just leave you to PMS in peace then shall I?”. As the door clicked shut one of the newly fluffed pillows hit it with a soft thud “YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS JUKKA!” croaked the annoyed man laying on the bed. Jarno realised yelling may have been a mistake as he breaks down into another coughing fit that shakes his whole body “well shit” he says as he lays back down and attempts to sleep some more.
Another week had past and Jarppi was completely recovered and was reaking havoc around the ranch just like he allways did. Jarno on the other hand was still sick so thats why the four men were all piled into the back of Albert and heading towards the doctors surgery. Jukka helped the tired man into the building and sat him down on the couch and waiting for his name to be called.
After about a 15 minute wait Jarno was finally called into the doctors office with the assistance of Jukka and even though they were not needed HP and Jarppi as well. The doctor looked up through his half moon glasses and frowned at the now very crowded office “which one of you gentlemen is Jarno?” he enquired looking at them each in turn before his eyes landed on Jarno who was now leaning half asleep against Jukkas side.
The doctor checked Jarno over and gave him a perscription for antibiotics and told him to be on bed rest till the drugs ran out and if he was still unwell he was to return immediately. They walked out of the building and all climbed back into Albert for the long journey back to the ranch. On the way Jarno had falled asleep curled up into Jukkas chest and was moving closer into the warmth coming of Jukkas body.
Jukka looked down at the sleeping man who despite being older than himself seemed so young compared to his real age as he slept soundly dreaming up the next crazy stunt they could attempt. On the outside Jukka came across as someone who didn't care what he did to someone or what he did to himself as long as they got it on film and it made people laugh but where Jarno was conserned his personality was completely different. Jarno made Jukka worry when ever he tried a stunt he made him sad when Jarno was sad he cried when Jarno cried and seeing Jarno cry was heartbreaking for him.
The battered old ambulance trundled up the country road that led to the ranch and pulled up alongside the front entrance. Jarppi turned off the engine and turned to face the others “i don't think hes gunna wake up for a while” he said nodding at the sleeping man. Jukka ran his fingers through the fluffy blonde hair in his lap “i'll carry him in” he suggested “just open all the doors for me so I don't knock him on something and wake him up”.
Jukka lifted the skinny man and carried him through the house and lay him on his bed pulling the thick duvet and blankets over him. He smoothed Jarnos hair away from his face and leant down and kissed his red hot forhead “get better soon Jarno please” he wispered and stood up to walk out the room.
As he walked out Jarnos bedroom door a voice to his left spoke “i saw that”. Jukka gulped and turned to face the owner of said voice “why didnt you tell us?” the voice said again “we know your gay hell we all are either gay or bisexual, so why didn't you tell us you liked Jarno? Its kinda creepy kissing someone when they are to sick to notice”. Jukka frowned and looked the other man straight in the face “i couldn't tell you because I knew Jarno would never want me he likes you HP he allways has done I think even Jarppi has noticed that! I mean come on he follows you around like a lost puppy looking for its owner”. HP shook his head and put his arm around Jukka “not recently he hasn't he finally realised that im not leaving Jarppi and got over it” he said shrugging “recently hes been blushing when ever you so much as glance in his direction” said another voice as a much shorter man walked out of the bedroom across the hall.
Jukka looked at his feet acting as if they were far more interesting then anything else in the room whilst and he felt rather like a child being comforted by his parents. “I don't like seeing him poorly” Jukka sighed sadly, HP pulled Jukka in and held him close “go to him Jukka lie with him and let him know your there” he wispered into his ear.
Jukka walked back into the bedroom and hovered near the bed for a short while before laying down beside Jarno. The sick man rolled over and tucked himself into Jukkas neck and fisted his hand in his shirt. Jarno turned his head slightly but his eyes remained closed as he said “Jukka?” into the soft skin of Jukkas throat. Jukka wrapped both arms around Jarno and held him close “im here Jarno im here” he breathed “im here. Allways”. Jukka shut his eyes and both men lay curled together asleep for the first night with many more to come.
Outside the room HP and Jarppi watched their friends sleep soundly “come on Hannu lets go to bed aswell” Jarppi said taking his lover by the hand and leading him back into the room they had just come from. The smaller man pulled HP down onto the bed and hugged him tightly as HP ran his fingers through soft blonde hair “i love you Jarppi” he wispered and the ranch fell silent as all four men slept peacefully.