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Title: penis
Pairing:Tali if you squint really hard
rating: penis talking so i dunno
Summary: what does Ali do when he is haunted by a penis?
Ali was making Coffee in his kitchen listening to his dog howl in the garden. He had been forced to get up early to allow time for him to get ready and fully awake and be round Alex’ for band practice.
The kettle had just boiled when he caught something move out the corner of his eye “Milo?” he asked thinking the dog had got back inside without him noticing. The bark came again from outside just as he saw the thing again this time on the other side of the room “Hello is anyone there?” he called “Teddy if thats you playing a prank no sex tonight ok?” he waited for a reply but nothing happened. Must be lack of sleep or still being half asleep he thought to himself pouring out his cup of coffee and continuing to the shower.
It was when he stepped out of the shower that he caught sight of the thing again for the 3rd time “ok Teddy can you stop this now? Its starting to get creepy” he asked but again no reply. He ignored it once more and continued is morning routine and left for Alex’.
When he arrived at Alex’ he saw Teddy was already there. It wasn’t physically possible for Teddy to have got there before he did seeing as Ali had taken the car. There was more to this then he thought.
Band practice went smoothly with only a few arguments between Dan and Teddy. Ali was heading home again now fully aware Teddy couldn’t be pranking him anylonger for he had watched him go into his own house after dropping he and Dan off.
He opened the door and flopped down on the couch and flicked from Channel to Channel looking for a good movie. Thats when he saw it once again peaking round the side of the door. Ali screamed and picked up the nearest object in site which happened to be a lamp and trhough it at the door way hoping he hit what ever he had seen.
He edged closer and closer to the entrance and looked out seeing no one hidden on either side he stepped out stepping on something that made a squelching sound when he lifted his show back up. He looked down and there on the flaw lay a dick. It did not appear to be bloody like it had been cut off so Ali assumed it must be made of plastic or something so he picked it up ready to through in the trash can. Thats when the squeak came again and the thing moved in his hand. Ali shocked, dropped the dick on the floor which landed standing up “HEY mind what your doing there mister you coulda hurt somebody then” it squeaked again. Ali stared down at the talking penis screamed again and fainted crashing to the floor. “what a wuss” the Penis said “ im outta here” it said again before hopping down the corridor and out the dog flap.
Pairing:Tali if you squint really hard
rating: penis talking so i dunno
Summary: what does Ali do when he is haunted by a penis?
Ali was making Coffee in his kitchen listening to his dog howl in the garden. He had been forced to get up early to allow time for him to get ready and fully awake and be round Alex’ for band practice.
The kettle had just boiled when he caught something move out the corner of his eye “Milo?” he asked thinking the dog had got back inside without him noticing. The bark came again from outside just as he saw the thing again this time on the other side of the room “Hello is anyone there?” he called “Teddy if thats you playing a prank no sex tonight ok?” he waited for a reply but nothing happened. Must be lack of sleep or still being half asleep he thought to himself pouring out his cup of coffee and continuing to the shower.
It was when he stepped out of the shower that he caught sight of the thing again for the 3rd time “ok Teddy can you stop this now? Its starting to get creepy” he asked but again no reply. He ignored it once more and continued is morning routine and left for Alex’.
When he arrived at Alex’ he saw Teddy was already there. It wasn’t physically possible for Teddy to have got there before he did seeing as Ali had taken the car. There was more to this then he thought.
Band practice went smoothly with only a few arguments between Dan and Teddy. Ali was heading home again now fully aware Teddy couldn’t be pranking him anylonger for he had watched him go into his own house after dropping he and Dan off.
He opened the door and flopped down on the couch and flicked from Channel to Channel looking for a good movie. Thats when he saw it once again peaking round the side of the door. Ali screamed and picked up the nearest object in site which happened to be a lamp and trhough it at the door way hoping he hit what ever he had seen.
He edged closer and closer to the entrance and looked out seeing no one hidden on either side he stepped out stepping on something that made a squelching sound when he lifted his show back up. He looked down and there on the flaw lay a dick. It did not appear to be bloody like it had been cut off so Ali assumed it must be made of plastic or something so he picked it up ready to through in the trash can. Thats when the squeak came again and the thing moved in his hand. Ali shocked, dropped the dick on the floor which landed standing up “HEY mind what your doing there mister you coulda hurt somebody then” it squeaked again. Ali stared down at the talking penis screamed again and fainted crashing to the floor. “what a wuss” the Penis said “ im outta here” it said again before hopping down the corridor and out the dog flap.