Craig's List lolz

[tahirire]

So, out of sheer depression and desperate times calling for desperate measures, I searched Craig's List for job listings. These made me lol. I figured, since I can't get a new job out of it, at least I could share the lolz.

#1)
Aticles Witing and Rewriting
Date: 2011-04-07, 2:09PM EDT
Reply to: job-2vxac-2311110055@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

We need people to read Articles and to check them for mistakes.

You get pay by article.

This is Working from Home opportunity.

Please send us email and we going to send you 10 Articles for Test

• Compensation: $30
• Telecommuting is ok.
• This is a contract job.
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

#2)

Minion wanted, apply within... (iVodat.com)
Date: 2011-04-06, 5:25PM EDT
Reply to: job-x8fne-2309527102@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Only a minion who knoweth Mac OS X and is capable of being a creative office & tech support minion need apply.

www.iVodat.com

info@ivodat.com

• Location: iVodat.com
• Compensation: Sacks of $1 coins
• Telecommuting is ok.
• This is a part-time job.
• This is a contract job.
• This is an internship job
• OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Phone calls about this job are ok.
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

        PostingID: 2309527102

Ok, so I kind of want to be a minion. But I haven't taken that Mac class yet. ;)