See you in Calais/OR HELL!!!

[tahirire]

Get a load of this tomfoolery, AKA: How to make your employees really paranoid that Work is Trying to Off You. (Courtesy of my office.)

1) Issue your employees a letter stating that you are initiating a 3-strike system ending in firing for 'unexpected absences' and 'tardies' and write-ups.
2) Specify in said letter that a 'tardy' is anything over

Comments

[datenshiblue]

holy shit D:

*cuddles*

*sekretly letterbombs yer boss*

>.>

[tahirire]

*sob*

[datenshiblue]

Oh mah bebe!

*protects!*

[tahirire]

AHHH YER ICON!! :D :D :D

*feels better*

[1grl_revolution]

Uh... do they even want to have employees? Way to lower morale in 2.5 seconds. That really sucks. :(

[tahirire]

You know? I really think they don't.

Our boss has a god complex, big time. He's of the misconception that we owe him our souls since he gives us a paycheck. My definition of a paycheck is that it is compensation for the valuable time I, in my good heart-ed-ness, deign to give. :P

[ratherastory]

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.

[tahirire]

Right!?

*sobs*

[dharkapparition]

Please tell me this is a joke and not actual regs?

[tahirire]

If only I could ...

It is my paraphrasing, of course, but it's all real.

[dharkapparition]

and i see by the other posts that it isn't... holy cow.

this seems very shady to me. the labor board is sure to get involved if someone reports it.

[tahirire]

They do all KINDS of things that the labor board would tweak an eyebrow at. Mainly we just all want out of there.

[alwaysenduphere]

WHA-is this for real? I hope you give them what for once you find a new job if it is!

[tahirire]

Could not make up shit this evil. My boss should be a primary poster to dark vault.