Comments | tacticalnap: video; the proper care and feeding of a munchlax

tacticalnap

video; the proper care and feeding of a munchlax

Sep 03, 2011 22:07

[ Now that Caesar's finally gotten the hang of the pokégear, he's found himself bored enough to foist off more pointless videos of obnoxious little monsters onto the network. Everyone else seems to be doing that, so maybe he's just trying to get the hang of the culture. In any case, he switches the video on with the Gear pointed at a Munchlax. It ( Read more... )

worst trainer ever, don't put that in your mouth, !video, technical difficulties, munchlax, +location: route 29

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action; idlelegance September 4 2011, 03:15:44 UTC

[Guess what! There's a bratty mage laughing at you.]

action; tacticalnap September 4 2011, 03:21:37 UTC

[ Oh ew, it's Luc. ]

Not funny! [ ...is all Caesar can manage right now in reply to the mage, because he has tossed the Gear away and is now wrestling with the little blue garbage disposal on the ground. Trying. To. Pry open. JAWS.] Spit it out! You aren't supposed to eat those!

action; idlelegance September 4 2011, 03:53:30 UTC

I wonder if this makes it a cannibal? [Still amused! And watching like an annoying spectator.]

action; tacticalnap September 5 2011, 00:22:31 UTC

Only if I don't get it back... [If he can just-- there! He pries the little beast's jaws open.] Luc, get over here and reach for it, will you?

[That's right, Luc. Stick your hand in this ravenous monster's mouth. What could possibly go wrong?]

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[video] hackedhome September 4 2011, 12:34:04 UTC

... well, it looks like you have your hands full there. Are you two alright?

[video] tacticalnap September 5 2011, 00:24:40 UTC

[The reply doesn't come right away, but when it does, the boy who answers is dusty and looking very ruffled. No doubt from Pokémon wrestling.]

Constantly... Yeah, I managed to get it back.

[video] hackedhome September 5 2011, 06:18:39 UTC

That's good to hear... I mean, I don't actually know what these pokeballs are made from, but they can't be edible.

[video] tacticalnap September 5 2011, 16:57:55 UTC

I'm not so sure about that. I've seen this thing eat a lot of stuff that can't be edible so far.

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action; tacticalnap September 12 2011, 02:39:58 UTC

[...figures.]

Oh, how insightful. I would have never considered tha-- ow! Hey, don't bite me!

[This is going to be an endless struggle, isn't it? Soul Eater was an apt name to give to this thing.]

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action; tacticalnap September 16 2011, 13:32:29 UTC

[The struggle goes on for a little while longer and Caesar just opts to go back to sitting on the stupid beast for the moment.]

...if it eats that thing... I might feel bad. [No one wants to suddenly be captured and eaten. It's so wrong.] Yeah. I guess the 'gear was right about calling it a 'big eater'.

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