video; the proper care and feeding of a munchlax

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[ Now that Caesar's finally gotten the hang of the pokégear, he's found himself bored enough to foist off more pointless videos of obnoxious little monsters onto the network. Everyone else seems to be doing that, so maybe he's just trying to get the hang of the culture. In any case, he switches the video on with the Gear pointed at a Munchlax. It

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[...figures.]

Oh, how insightful. I would have never considered tha-- ow! Hey, don't bite me!

[This is going to be an endless struggle, isn't it? Soul Eater was an apt name to give to this thing.]

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[The struggle goes on for a little while longer and Caesar just opts to go back to sitting on the stupid beast for the moment.]

...if it eats that thing... I might feel bad. [No one wants to suddenly be captured and eaten. It's so wrong.] Yeah. I guess the 'gear was right about calling it a 'big eater'.

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A battle? [But Pokémon battles are just so... weird.] How do you think that could help? That it might be tired enough to not fight prying its jaws open after?

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Maybe. It's a better plan than no plan, in any case, so we may as well try it.