sometimes i forget to grocery shop for months on end
only to wake up one morning and realize that if i were to get snowed in
all i would have to eat would be 3 cans of fruit cocktail
a box of instant oatmeal
and a can of chic peas

on the plus side
i am also the kind of kid who would be ok living of
those sorts of rations.

the end.

today, i pick up my 90 day chip.

90 days with no weed. alcohol, or pills.
yep.

 i just had to cancel my surgery i was supposed to have next week ( Read more... )

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffrq6cUoE5A

thank you, marketing world, for realizing that the deaf community... exsists.

i am incredibly ill
and i am not enjoying it.

the end.

i realized last night how much i miss sara sherwood.

argh.

yea, picked the wrong horse.

thats two years in a row.
i fear i may be losing my touch.

ok. im making my official announcement.
i am ready to call it.

tiago will win the kentucky derby.

i'm historically remarkably accurate about picking derby winner. like, ive picked 8 out of the past 10.
so there.

so i asked the new girl to go on a date with me because i can arrange to be passing through her neck of the woods before i head to camp.

and it made her day.

and that made my day.

so days have been made all around, and i have a date with a cute geek who i could potentially dig.

Rock on.

hm. yea, yea,

thats what we call karma.

don't gloat, anne.
thats horribly unbecoming.

but i do feel that i am allowed at least one smug little smirk.