Coming Bundle of Joy

[t3knomanser]

I, apparently, am pregnant. I must be, I mean I missed my last period, right*. My appetite is through the roof- I'm constantly hungry. And the final sign that I must be pregnant? Similac is sending me formula

Comments

[ellenk]

Ummmm....congratulations. Any ideas on names yet?

[dreamingkat]

the worst part is, you will now get random formula and diaper samples/coupons for the next um, well, it's been almost 5 years since our youngest was born, and we still occasionally get the diaper and formula samples.

[manycolored]

Oh Remy, really, it's none of my business, but I think you should breastfeed. It's soooo good for the baby. Also, you could make a fortune on the webcam...

[mqstout]

[hwobr]

How can it be, the pregnant man?
I have not understood, excuse me.

[t3knomanser]

It's a joke. I'm getting mail that one would expect if one was pregnant. I can't possibly be pregnant, so the fact that I'm getting this mail is funny.

Humor never crosses languages well.