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Mike Nelson, of MST3K and RiffTrax fame, is taking it upon himself to eat nothing but bacon for a month. Rifftrax does live webcasts every couple of weeks, and I'm curious to see the horrors wrought on him by the second week of this experiment- if he keeps up with it that long.

You folks know me. I love bacon. But even I could not eat nothing but ( Read more... )

"Let's stop pretending these Guantanamo guys are all supervillians. They're thugs and jackasses, not Magneto. If they had mutant powers, we would have known by now."

Guitar Hero, the text adventure. Enjoy.

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If that's too weird, this version actually makes a lot more sense.

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More ads should be like this.

I had some ideas today. Ideas that, I must say, are great big piles of awesome. I mean, not to be too terribly self-congratulatory. Since two of these ideas are movies, and I am not now, nor have I ever been (nor shall I ever be) a screenwriter, I'm afraid that I must throw these ideas out there for someone with the right talents to produce ( Read more... )

Today's Questionable Content suggested the existence of romance novels (aka "girl porn") wherein we have temporal crossovers between 10th Century Vikings and modern day Navy SEALs.

It couldn't be real, could it? Oh, they're real. Honestly, I couldn't sit there and read the descriptions for too long. They're that ridiculous. The one I linked was ( Read more... )

There's no possible commentary I can put here that captures the amount of drugs that must have gone into making this ad.