The Economy in Videogames

[t3knomanser]

Americans: What happen?
Banks: Somebody set up us the loan.
Operator: We get signal.
Americans: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Americans: It's You!
Congress: How are you, gentlemen? All your bank are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
Americans: What you say?
Congress: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha

Comments

[enotsola]

starlightforest, reading over my shoulder, suggests "Bail out every AIG" instead.

[t3knomanser]

Yeah, I think I'll be updating my post to reflect that bit of genius.

[miusheri]

There may be a graduate thesis in determining how many historical crises can be accurately distilled into this priceless bit of mangled dialogue.

[manycolored]

It's times like this that I remember just how much you kick ass.

[lutraphile]

I am clearly not worthy to understand this. :(

[t3knomanser]

It's based on one of the worst video game translations of all time.