Tom birthday! Tom birthday!

[t0mcruise]

I know most people celebrate my b-day on the 4th (thanks to my iconic service in the Vietnam documentary Born on the Fourth of July,)  so I wanted to throw out a little warning.  Celebrate, but be CAREFUL.  Fireworks are dangerous, but there is something even more dangerous... Brooke Shields' acting.  Oh I kidd around too much.

Seriously.  Hey, I

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[flamingtoilet]

I thought Scientologists didn't celebrate birthdays. Or am I confused?

[faetan]

Happy birthday, Tom! I've missed seeing your entries, please update more so your fans don't worry!

[juices_world]

Tom, one of your cWo Mods has banned me. Any clue why?

[myfactsareright]

why did they ban ME and not YOU? YOU ARE THE BOSS.

[myfactsareright]

THAT MEANING CRUISE SHOULD HAVE BANNED ME!

[hamatosan]

You are a tool.

[myfactsareright]

YOU'RE A COCK. the_amalgamut AND YOU ARE TWO PEOPLE I FUCKING HATE.

[myfactsareright]

I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A TROLL TO SOME PEOPLE BUT ATLEAST I GAVE YOU FUCKING CONTENT.

[hamatosan]

Shitty content. Thanks for that, buddddddddy.

[myfactsareright]

SO DID EVERYBODY ELSE. YOU THINK YOU ARE SOME BIG SHOT.

[hamatosan]

Yeah, I throw my muscles around in internet forums.