Tom birthday! Tom birthday!

[t0mcruise]

I know most people celebrate my b-day on the 4th (thanks to my iconic service in the Vietnam documentary Born on the Fourth of July,)  so I wanted to throw out a little warning.  Celebrate, but be CAREFUL.  Fireworks are dangerous, but there is something even more dangerous... Brooke Shields' acting.  Oh I kidd around too much.

Seriously.  Hey, I

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[myfactsareright]

I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A TROLL TO SOME PEOPLE BUT ATLEAST I GAVE YOU FUCKING CONTENT.

[hamatosan]

Shitty content. Thanks for that, buddddddddy.

[myfactsareright]

SO DID EVERYBODY ELSE. YOU THINK YOU ARE SOME BIG SHOT.

[hamatosan]

Yeah, I throw my muscles around in internet forums.

[myfactsareright]

Yeah and your dick!

[hamatosan]

You want to see it?

Five bucks.

[myfactsareright]

You took something that was cool and turned it into you're own fucking blog. Every time I go there when I have time to kill I notice how rspwfa2 the main user involves you! You people talked about how we could talk about whatever we wanted and when we did and wasn't WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR OR DIDN'T STROKE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET EGO WE WERE TREATED LIKE FUCKING OUTSIDERS! WONDER WHY YOUR BLOG HAS BECOME DRY?

[hamatosan]

I was hoping no one would catch on to my master plan...

Curses, MYFACTS! Damn your superior intellect!

[myfactsareright]

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YOU ARE THE REASON THERE IS WARS IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND WHY BIN LADEN HAS NOT BEEN CAUGHT.

[hamatosan]

I know.

It's my other plan. You see, I'm in the military. No wars=no deployment money.

Gotta think like "Mr. Big Shot".

[myfactsareright]

THE ONLY THING SHOT AROUND HERE ARE YOUR TITS. WHY MY ASS IS GREEN I DON'T KNOW.

[hamatosan]

If I even understood that idiocy, I'd say something witty that would illustrate your lack of intelligence.

[myfactsareright]

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[the_amalgamut]

This guy is either brilliant or tragically brain dead. I lean toward the former.

[myfactsareright]

YOU LIKE TO FUCK CHICKENS WITH YOUR MOM! YOU THINK I AM GOING TO LET THIS LIE DOWN LIKE SOME TEN CENT WHORE? YOU KNOW WHY! SO QUIT ACTUALLY LIKE YOU DON'T AND TELL ME THE REAL REASON. SO GO HOME AND FUCK A BEDRIDDEN NURSE OR GET OUT OF THE WAY AND TELL THE FARMERS ABOUT THE GOATS.

[hamatosan]

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