Attention: I am no longer a resident of West Philadelphia. I now live in sin with Mike in Center City. Nobody has to sing me the Fresh Prince song ever again.

Per usual, it's been awhile. Anything new and exciting? Why yes indeed. I'm moving in with my man Mike in June, and couldn't be happier about it. We got a spot on 12th and South, just outside the gayborhood, with a private roof deck and all the fixins. So come visit this summer, and you can find me working on my tan : )

It's been awhile, so a quick update ( Read more... )

goddamn new jersey sucks

I found the fancy beer store. This place just became a tad more livable.

My, it's been a busy week. I was working outside of DC Wednesday and Thursday, then flew to Miami Friday for a weekend vacation, came back Sunday night, and now here I am back in Michigan Monday. Whew. I'm ready to not see a plane for another month. Which is convenient, because that's how long I'll be here for ( Read more... )

Why is everyone in this town so fucking friendly? Can't I just enjoy my coffee or my breakfast or whatever without some stranger coming up and talking to me? I don't want to tell you what my book is about, don't worry about why I'm here from PA, and stop saying hi just because I pass you on the street. I miss the surly northeast already.

I've decided I've had enough swamp-ass here in Philly for one summer, so I'm moving to Midland, Michigan ( Read more... )

Has anyone ever seen Jon and Kate Plus 8 on DiscoveryHealth? That Kate broad is a real bitch.

Yesterday I met an adorable little 5-year-old boy named Daniel and his pet bearded dragon Fry at the Square. Daniel showed me his Tae Kwon Do moves, and informed me that Fry was going to grow up to be a dinosaur. But sadly, our time had to end when his dad said it was time to go get fruit punch. Hopefully, one day, we'll meet again and get to ( Read more... )