Hogwarts Overexposed Intro and Chapter 1

[szaleniec1000]

I got a bit bogged down with the next chapter of the ITWATN review, for which I can only apologise for the long delay, so I thought I'd turn my attention to something less frustrating. Yes, you read that right. Hogwarts Exposed is pure dreck of the worst kind, but I can at least read most of it without getting a rage headache. (Though writing a

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[taekarado]

Except that Ron's canon personality has been overwritten by an obsession with sex,
but his canon personality was never that obsessed with food either. i thought that was a popular fanon flanderization.

“If I had your body, I wouldn’t be concerned with being seen nude either.”
“If you had my body, I doubt we’d be married,” Sam said with a laugh.
nice. sam just admitted that shes only married to ron out of pity to give him sloppy seconds.

[szaleniec1000]

He likes his food, but he's not obsessed with it. LoPEF and her ilk use it as a sign of how evil he is, presumably because they're militant ascetics or something. This author seems reluctant to give him even that.

nice. sam just admitted that shes only married to ron out of pity to give him sloppy seconds.

I think she meant that they wouldn't be married if he was a woman, but still, it isn't very clearly phrased and there are completely different unfortunate implications there.

[sickbritkid2]

Eh, considering the subtle condescension that Harry and Hermione have used when referring to them, I just figured this was known between the two of them...

[sith_droideka]

Hello, Chasers. Are you here to fill the obvious villain quota until Hairy Roz shows up?

This whole section is completely pointless. First, the only thing it actually does, introduce Roger, is not actually important to the story and would be better off if that paedophile didn't exist in the first place. Second, this whole conflict is going to go nowhere and doesn't advance the story at all. It's just a cheap cliffhanger. Third, Elmo the giant squid never comes up again. And fourth, this is a sequel to a sequel of a fanfic of a fanfic. Why is all this exposition necessary?

Why didn't this just start at the cruise ship?

[sickbritkid2]

Neil continues to undermine his "nudity is nonsexual" tripe by introducing a character that is aroused by a child's nudity...

Yep, this is HE, alright.

[duster]

Oh how I was looking forward to this. (Genkigami under a new name.)

I was gonna have some deconstruction, but there's nothing redeeming about this intro. I will say it solidifies my theory that Niel is an Elcor and this is just how they write fanfics.

[sickbritkid2]

I have received a letter from the Elcor ambassador at the Citadel. It goes as follows:

"Infuriated: Dear Genkigami,

I, as the Citadel's elcor ambassador, do not appreciate the slander you have given about my proud race of people. Our fanfiction is far more sophisticated and emotional than this garbage that has come to my attention.

Insincere Endorsement: You should read my Commander Shepard story. It is quite good."

Even the ELCOR hate Hogwarts Exposed.

[duster]

I would hope so. They have too much class! I thought their production of Hamlet was fabulous.

[sickbritkid2]

Last year they had finally acknowledged that the feelings they shared for each other went far beyond friendship.

*monotone*So far beyond friendship, it was a lovely loving river.

Both Alex and Jamie planned to train as Aurors after they completed Hogwarts and then, in due course marry.

Even though they've shown absolutely nothing when it comes to common interests or even shown anything that belies such things when they're together on-screen.

And that's not getting into the fact that they're looking to become Aurors, of all fucking things. Then again, this was released after Order, so I guess it makes sense that Neil would shoehorn Jamie into Harry's canon career...

[sickbritkid2]

Hogwarts apparently not having a hardship fund or anything like that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_hUZEuSGA4