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szaleniec1000

Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 22

Apr 21, 2013 22:47

Everything you need to know about Chapter 22 of Hogwarts Too Exposed is that it's titled "Joining" and sports a warning that:

This chapter contains a large amount of sexual content which some readers might find objectionable.

And yes, this is the uncensored version. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

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sickbritkid2 April 22 2013, 16:12:36 UTC

We still have a year at Hogwarts and then hopefully Auror training, but after that we want to get married."

What the fuck would qualify you idiots to be Aurors?

szaleniec1000 April 22 2013, 19:03:49 UTC

Jamie has the grades, but I'm not sure she has the temperament. Alex we know sod all about.

sickbritkid2 April 22 2013, 16:14:14 UTC

Secondly, does this alleged genius really think that learning about sex through voyeurism is an actual thing that most people do?

Oh dear god...

I just had an in my head of Neil teaching children sex through them voyeuring...on him.

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if that was something that got his nut off.

sickbritkid2 April 22 2013, 16:18:36 UTC

That's how much of a cock-up the time travel plot has become.

Not to mention that it violates the Stable Time Loop rules Rowling setup in the third book in favor of this stupid Timey Wimey Ball.

sickbritkid2 April 22 2013, 16:21:05 UTC

"But why bother with Muggle means when they could have used an explosive curse from there wands?"

Lampshading your own stupidity does not make it any less stupid, Neil!

sickbritkid2 April 22 2013, 16:23:41 UTC

They too often got caught up in the joke side of their products, neglecting to see the practical implications.

Unsubtle Weasley-bashing, ahoy!

szaleniec1000 April 22 2013, 19:08:31 UTC

It's the kind of thing you'd expect from ITWATN, except that Robst actually doesn't seem to mind the twins. A lot of the bashers in the days of the HMS STFU seemed to be authoritarians who concluded that they were bad people because they broke the rules, even though they only escalated beyond silly pranks when Hogwarts got taken over by Umbridge.