Comments | szaleniec1000: Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 22

szaleniec1000

Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 22

Apr 21, 2013 22:47

Everything you need to know about Chapter 22 of Hogwarts Too Exposed is that it's titled "Joining" and sports a warning that:

This chapter contains a large amount of sexual content which some readers might find objectionable.

And yes, this is the uncensored version. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 22 )

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sickbritkid2 April 22 2013, 15:56:28 UTC

"No, Harry!" she screamed, lunging for him.

"Please, take me with you! I don't want anymore of this nudist tripe!"

sickbritkid2 April 22 2013, 16:02:12 UTC

Since [the Time-Turner] had been used in canon, I was able to avoid the saving of Jamie seeming like something contrived.

Except the Canon!Time-Turner was given back to McGonagall at the end of their third year, you twat...

szaleniec1000 April 22 2013, 18:20:05 UTC

She put it in the random box that Hermione stashed in the wardrobe and Harry stubbed his toe on back in Exposed 24. One of the flashbacks last chapter had her recall that the box was there and then realise what was in it.

sickbritkid2 April 22 2013, 18:25:34 UTC

Why did McGonagall give the box with the Time Turner to Hermione?

szaleniec1000 April 22 2013, 19:12:01 UTC

Because it would help with her teaching. Now if HE!Hermione had anything even close to a realistic teacher's workload I could see why, except that I doubt the Ministry would authorise a Time-Turner for that.

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sickbritkid2 April 22 2013, 16:02:58 UTC

Where is Ron in worldline C, then?

He's not a nudist, remember?

szaleniec1000 April 22 2013, 18:20:18 UTC

Well, not yet.

sickbritkid2 April 22 2013, 16:08:13 UTC

It wasn't the state of dress of the girl or even the fact that they were lying together on the floor that caused everyone to act in response; it was rather, the position of the boy's head and what he was doing to the girl with his tongue.

And then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL1ONR9e5eI&list=PL8B51CF0BD6819969&t=1m22s

Heh, if only.

sickbritkid2 April 22 2013, 16:10:10 UTC

Emily shook her head in frustration. "Mum, Caitlin and I aren't six years old. We know all about sex and oral sex."

YOU ARE AN ELEVEN YEAR-OLD GIRL, YOU STUPID CUNT!!!

I hate this fic!