Comments | szaleniec1000: Hermione's Talent part 2 Chapters 5-12

szaleniec1000

Hermione's Talent part 2 Chapters 5-12

Jul 23, 2012 04:38

In which Ron is laid to rest amid anachronistic music and ALLCAPS. Welcome back to Hermione's Talent.

( Chapters 5-12 )

epic fail, please recycle where facilities exist, department of redundancy department, draco trilogy wants him back, anvil of foreshadowing, pov!fail, reading the books is a good idea, are you a witch or not, mc neville in da house, pointless wittering, badfic:hermione's talent, puppy-punting patrol, allcaps of doom, mione my arse, hermione in name only, totally radical, markov chain, what were the betas doing, madam malkin's mugglewear, disembodied dialogue, harry potter, convention of the psychics, screw karma, dialogue is not narration, exact eavesdropping, continuity isn't optional, approved hogwarts exposed dialogue voice, it's full of filler

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sickbritkid2 July 23 2012, 07:51:43 UTC

And yes I am I already have the song picked out and everything its called Anthem of the Angels. It's a muggle song by a band named Breaking Benjamin."

I guess MCR's "Helena" would have been TOO obvious.

szaleniec1000 July 23 2012, 10:37:55 UTC

Heh. XD

sickbritkid2 July 23 2012, 07:53:35 UTC

Talent!Hermione lives inside her own head, which is wedged up her own arse most of the time. This is why nothing ever gets an actual description in the story.

Bint must enjoy the smell of her own farts. Both Talent! and HE! Hermione...

sickbritkid2 July 23 2012, 07:55:22 UTC

(What happened to Lavender, anyway? And Dolohov, for that matter?)

Probably tumbled down the same plothole Amanda and Alex disappear into after Too Exposed.

szaleniec1000 July 23 2012, 10:19:25 UTC

Hogwarts Exposed has the excuse that they're not nudists. Oh wait, that's not close to being an excuse.

sickbritkid2 July 24 2012, 04:04:04 UTC

Did Neil actually try that?

szaleniec1000 July 24 2012, 10:18:59 UTC

He mentioned that Crookshanks hadn't got any screen time because he's not a nudist. He might have been trying to pull a funny, but I suspect it's not far from the truth.

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sickbritkid2 July 23 2012, 07:58:04 UTC

If it is alright with the Weasly family I would like to sing a song that I know Ron, Harry and myself would always listen to when we hung out.

Right.

If Hermione mentions the use of an iPod at all in this fic, I swear to god I'm gonna smash something...

szaleniec1000 July 23 2012, 10:17:16 UTC

We have songs from 2010 and Muggle tech that works at Hogwarts. I wouldn't be remotely surprised to see her pull out an iPod.

sickbritkid2 July 23 2012, 07:58:43 UTC

(Harry's point of veiw) LOL

szaleniec1000 July 23 2012, 12:34:39 UTC

"LOL" is right.

sickbritkid2 July 24 2012, 04:02:12 UTC

I was just making another My Immortal reference, personally...

szaleniec1000 July 24 2012, 10:10:27 UTC

I figured. XD

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