I'm gonna focus entirely on this paragraph, 'cause it's a thing of beauty.
Now like I was saying, I think Mr. Weasley is not going to hurt her, but I believe he will hurt anyone who tries to take Ms. Granger from him. I'm also pretty sure he is not alone with this. I believe he is working with Ms. Brown as well. The forest isn't safe for them, Death Eaters still roam the forest, waiting for someone to come into the forest. Now I'm not sure if Mr. Weasley or Ms. Brown will make a bargin with them but we still need to think that they might just to be safe.He knows all this... how? I mean, curiously omniscient Dumbledore may be a staple of badfic, but this seems to take it to new levels when Dumbledore just makes a serious of random guesses that are entirely accurate. It's that he knows the full details of the plot, and decides the best thing to do about it is sit around in his office and wait for Harry and Draco to come get him
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I think people forget that the reason that Voldemort was in the Forbidden Forest in Philosopher's Stone was that he was sharing the body of a Hogwarts teacher, and that neither he nor his Death Eaters would normally float around right under Dumbledore's nose. See also Dark Secrets, where they were all having a jolly camp-out in the Forbidden Forest when Jaiden ran into them. Complete with new recruits Ron and Dean, as well as Voldemort himself.
How did he get a donkey up Gryffindor Tower? More to the point, having got a donkey up Gryffindor Tower, how will he get it down? With persuasion and a sharp stick?
A classic plot device within HP fic - especially Draco/Hermione - is for the Head Boy and Head Girl to have their own private quarters, thereby enabling sexytimes. In more extreme versions, that's private quarters singular, with Head Boy and Girl being forced to share as Dumbledore's eyes twinkle benevolently.
How else are Draco and Hermione going to hook up, after all?
It started with the Percy/Penelope ship, which makes sense: after all, Percy is already Head Boy and it's not much of a stretch to make Penelope Head Girl.
Not entirely serious headcanon: the Cruciatus curse forces its victim's brain to run through all three-and-a-half Hogwarts Exposed fics within the space of a single second, and does this on a constant loop.
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Now like I was saying, I think Mr. Weasley is not going to hurt her, but I believe he will hurt anyone who tries to take Ms. Granger from him. I'm also pretty sure he is not alone with this. I believe he is working with Ms. Brown as well. The forest isn't safe for them, Death Eaters still roam the forest, waiting for someone to come into the forest. Now I'm not sure if Mr. Weasley or Ms. Brown will make a bargin with them but we still need to think that they might just to be safe.He knows all this... how? I mean, curiously omniscient Dumbledore may be a staple of badfic, but this seems to take it to new levels when Dumbledore just makes a serious of random guesses that are entirely accurate. It's that he knows the full details of the plot, and decides the best thing to do about it is sit around in his office and wait for Harry and Draco to come get him ( ... )
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And LOL forever at "migrating majestically". :D
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And lemme guess: Draco dies at the end?
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XD
That is never going to get old for me.
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I don't understand...
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How else are Draco and Hermione going to hook up, after all?
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*deadpan* Indeed. It was so excellent that I even felt a twinge of pain reading that...
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