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szaleniec1000

Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 5 part 1

Feb 20, 2012 11:32

Happy belated birthday, amideadn0w!

( Just when you thought Hogwarts Exposed couldn't fail any harder... )

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sickbritkid2 February 20 2012, 13:23:08 UTC

“She doesn’t have bad legs for an eleven year old,” Tony observed.
“Cute little butt, too,” added Alex.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iqan8XR9hvQ/TWVS_qtsaXI/AAAAAAAAAvA/nXJsxMhBgAE/s1600/what_the_fuck3.jpg

sickbritkid2 February 20 2012, 13:27:30 UTC

Alex bounded after her and only just prevented her from opening the exit door and stepping off the speeding train.

The girl, having realized what kind of fanfic she was in after two "good guys" ogled her 11 year-old body, was wanting out of this fanfic before anymore disgusting things could be done to her...

szaleniec1000 February 20 2012, 20:14:02 UTC

I can't say I blame her.

sickbritkid2 February 21 2012, 05:52:25 UTC

I swear, I'm gonna wind up committing suicide via alcohol poisoning at the end of this...

sickbritkid2 February 20 2012, 13:30:33 UTC

GAAAAAAH!

Paging Redundant Department of Redundancy Department.

Code 6: Sporker driven to madness by horrible, redundant writing. Fanfic: Hogwarts Exposed.

szaleniec1000 February 20 2012, 20:19:27 UTC

I'm beyond any coherent response to such absolute fuckery. WHO THE HELL DOES THE AUTHOR THINK DOESN'T KNOW WHAT NODDING MEANS?

szaleniec1000 February 20 2012, 22:49:06 UTC

Though to put the redundancy in its proper perspective: "department of redundancy department" is my most-used tag (apart from Harry Potter itself) for a reason.

sickbritkid2 February 20 2012, 13:40:50 UTC

One might even go so far as to say they were too exposed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0xtUfjv4zE&feature=related

... I'll get my coat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY64meMb7-s

sickbritkid2 February 20 2012, 13:45:41 UTC

“Different in what way?” Kim asked nervously.

"Unlike Bancroft, who simply humiliated you, we're going to humiliate, molest, and then brainwash you into thinking the molestation is perfectly non-sexual!"

Welcome to Hell, Kim.

If only Alex had been a split-second slower.