curses

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[realinterrobang]

You will get a splinter in your ass that takes a surgeon to remove it.

That happened to me, and I didn't steal no Pennsic haywagon. The medical "professionals" at Butler Memorial Hospital are nothing I'd wish on my worst enemy, though.

[anniemal]

Is that something like the curse I laid in thise who stole away my big flowerpots?

"May your offspring perish before you and all your line ignominiously."

It works on breeders especially well.