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I'm back, fuckers. Like my new dye job?


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Note from Senior Sibling:
Today Senior Sibling woke up, Senior Sibling felt like going on a killing spree. synth_eskil, synth_tarja, synth_groth, alas_vivica, mypoisonkisses, synth_steve, bryanthmessiah, aliyah_aston, synth_andy, hantise_douce and synth_sariah are now all dead.
mansonsjournal, synth_joey, melantha_selene, tinaroot and synth_amy all escaped under Senior Sibling's nose.
Naturally, since tmg1269 and synth_chibi were not at the Synth Mansion, they are not dead, either.

Vivica's finally been released! Yessssssssssssssssss!!!!!

It seems Trent and his little friends are all due to die for reenacting I Spit On Your Grave with the owner of a New Orleans voodoo shop.
Before they die, I've decided to post lots and lots of embarrassing, funny, and/or gross photos as a parting present.

( Revenge is a dish best served cold )

Hahahahaha! It seems that Trent and his 'tard buddies are going to die! This is the third happiest day of my life ( Read more... )

Vivica and I are back together again. I confronted her about sleeping with Andy and she flippantly admitted it ( Read more... )

I got a phone call from Jan today. He was screaming at me for being so flippant to Lise. "YOU SHOULD SHOW SOME RESPECT TO YOUR MOTHER!!!" and blah, blah, blah ( Read more... )

I have decided to turn over a new leaf, of sorts. I have presents for Trent, Brian, and Jeordie!! I just KNOW you guys will love them!!!

( For Trent )

It seems that my mother has an account now... *Winces*
Eskil! Where are you? We need to go visit Puder Weiß for more cocaine!!
I need cocaine to deal with my mother!! I'd rather deal with the Norwegian army again than my mother!!!! *Sobs*