Legend of the Seeker Style - Post I
Screenshots kidnapped from my personal collection of Legend of the Seeker as well as from xixlovexgreenx (as well as a number of .gifs)... oh! Kidnapped most .gifs off of xxlowanaxx's PhotoBucket. O.o No thievery intended, if you know who certain .gifs belong to please tell me and I'll make sure to list them under said .gif. *taps chin* Oh! And keep an eye out because neutralhealer is gonna do one of her own *flails* 'cause she's full of awesome-sauce!
Now! Onwards to this first page of pagely-ness.
:P - Facial Expression (more commonly interpreted as the Cara possessive!lick on Dahlia in most LotS communities)...
XD - A facial expression usually caused by something like this...
-_- Demonstrated here by Cara... also known as an "epic glare."
D: or DX - Since I have no explanation... Zedd has kindly decided to show us his idea of said face... (which he tends to do prior to cockblockery).
O_O - Shock or...
"oh my god, Cara! What are you doing with her?!"
Cara can do it too (and just as epically as Kahlan and Richard... because she's Cara).
Also seen here if you watch closely... Kahlan's face does it when her brain catches up with the fact that yes, Cara is in a pink princess dress... yes... she does have a tiara in her hair... and yes... she is here to save the day. Thanks to chaotic_fuse81 for makin' this 'un and noting the face.
:O - A jaw drop or an "omg" face... distintly different from O_O due to the eyes and mouth making a pretty good "O" formation.
Richard does it all the time (not really, he just looks like a confused puppy most of the time).
>_< - A face of disdain or unhappiness... sometimes a face of grumbly-ness or anger.
Cara shows off all four at the same time!
:) - A simple smile... Kahlan always does this... Cara does this when she forgets she's not supposed to have ~feelings~ granted... she is pretty expressive when it comes to ~feelings~...
:D - Giant smiley faces as shown by Kahlan and Cara (because she does have ~feelings~ even if she won't admit it, this can't be blamed on the lack of air this time *flail point*).
Fight!Sex - The Ultimate way to settle disputes. To quote neutralhealer, "fight!sex is ooey gooey mushy... aaaaoooogggggghhh." It is also described by her as, "the interaction between two fighters. It is so heated that sometimes the heat that they exert from fighting can be in a way interpreted as sex because someone eventually wins, and they both get winded in the process. Kind of like the climax."
Eye!Sex - In which steamy, passionate sexytimes are had and conveyed through the eyes, as seen here when Cara eye!sex's Dahlia while kissing Rahl-sies...
Eye!sex with Dahlia.
Eye!sex with Confessor!Kahlan
both .gif'd courtesy of xxlowanaxx
LSHMSFOAIDMT - Laughing So Hard My Sombereo Fell Off And I Dropped My Taco (prounounced "Lesh- ems-foid-met" thanks to prunesquallormd for that XD)
It's what happens when you see them all dressed up for a night on the town.
MC - Mother Confessor... Kahlan Amnell... (not mic controller)... oh my god, she can Confess herself?!
MCILF Created by xxlowanaxx was an OFC.
OMFG!UNF!UNF!!! - Oh my fucking god! Unf! Unf!!!
Basically what happened when this showed up on screen:
And then again when this filtered across the screens...
Which was followed by cheap porn-movie music, a cut screen... Kahlan thinking about Cara (a Mord'Sith does not need ~powerful magic~ to cockblock from thousands of miles away)... then morning kisses...
torture!sex...
Cara getting shit done... followed by Cara getting more sexytimes with Dahlia in the following
"Honey I'm Home" scene.
This is also usually accompanied with having to rewind the scene multiple times... drooling... mind being stuck on the previous scene while other things happen... this all should have caused an OMFG!UNF!UNF!!! by now... just sayin'.
OMG - Oh My God
Traditionally said when things like this appear on lots_femslash, followed by flailng and lots of squealing.
And when this appears too...
Both images kidnapped from fosforito4.
OT3 - One True Threesome
*nods*
*nods more* Mmhmm
OTP - One True Pairing... usually this is different per author... or fan... we have...
Cara/Kahlan
Cara/Dahlia (I may have run out of .gifs for Cara/Dahlia... okay?)
Cara/Darken Rahl
Kahlan/Richard
... seriously the list is never ending. I think there's even one for Richard/An Innocent Lamb
Pet - What Richard is... to Denna...
PWP - Porn w/o Plot (occasionally Porn w/ Plot)
As demonstrated by neutralhealer here.
RTFM - Read The Fucking Manual
This one has a few 'caps... because Richard demonstrates the correct and incorrect way to RTFM.
Joking... joking *points down*
The Manual
Richard is demonstrating "RTFM" very nicely here...
And... now he demonstrates what happens when you give a male a manual... this is not how you RTFM.
Subtext - The implication of an intimate, sexual or passionate relationship in a movie, book, book or other form of media. Kahlan and Cara demonstrate with arm-strokey goodness... (and their love for eye!sex) followed by more subtext and Cara showing ~feelings~.
There's no such thing as overboard when it comes to subtext *grin*
STFU - Shut The Fuck Up (as demonstrated by Kahlan on how best to shut someone up)
TMI - Too Much Information... sometimes causes Cara to go:
TMLF - Taste My Lightning Fuckers! No seriously... *points* It's totally what she's thinking.
UNF - Pronounced "un-ph" also known as the universal sound of fucking, it is also onomatopoeic (meaning the sound itself is the definition).
as provided by chaotic_fuse81.
WTF - What The Fuck?
Cara tends to demonstrate this particular expression when she's speaking to Richard... or Zedd... or... well... *blink*
These are most definitely not in alphabetical order and probably never will be.
Part II
Now! Onwards to this first page of pagely-ness.
:P - Facial Expression (more commonly interpreted as the Cara possessive!lick on Dahlia in most LotS communities)...
XD - A facial expression usually caused by something like this...
-_- Demonstrated here by Cara... also known as an "epic glare."
D: or DX - Since I have no explanation... Zedd has kindly decided to show us his idea of said face... (which he tends to do prior to cockblockery).
O_O - Shock or...
"oh my god, Cara! What are you doing with her?!"
Cara can do it too (and just as epically as Kahlan and Richard... because she's Cara).
Also seen here if you watch closely... Kahlan's face does it when her brain catches up with the fact that yes, Cara is in a pink princess dress... yes... she does have a tiara in her hair... and yes... she is here to save the day. Thanks to chaotic_fuse81 for makin' this 'un and noting the face.
:O - A jaw drop or an "omg" face... distintly different from O_O due to the eyes and mouth making a pretty good "O" formation.
Richard does it all the time (not really, he just looks like a confused puppy most of the time).
>_< - A face of disdain or unhappiness... sometimes a face of grumbly-ness or anger.
Cara shows off all four at the same time!
:) - A simple smile... Kahlan always does this... Cara does this when she forgets she's not supposed to have ~feelings~ granted... she is pretty expressive when it comes to ~feelings~...
:D - Giant smiley faces as shown by Kahlan and Cara (because she does have ~feelings~ even if she won't admit it, this can't be blamed on the lack of air this time *flail point*).
Fight!Sex - The Ultimate way to settle disputes. To quote neutralhealer, "fight!sex is ooey gooey mushy... aaaaoooogggggghhh." It is also described by her as, "the interaction between two fighters. It is so heated that sometimes the heat that they exert from fighting can be in a way interpreted as sex because someone eventually wins, and they both get winded in the process. Kind of like the climax."
Eye!Sex - In which steamy, passionate sexytimes are had and conveyed through the eyes, as seen here when Cara eye!sex's Dahlia while kissing Rahl-sies...
Eye!sex with Dahlia.
Eye!sex with Confessor!Kahlan
both .gif'd courtesy of xxlowanaxx
LSHMSFOAIDMT - Laughing So Hard My Sombereo Fell Off And I Dropped My Taco (prounounced "Lesh- ems-foid-met" thanks to prunesquallormd for that XD)
It's what happens when you see them all dressed up for a night on the town.
MC - Mother Confessor... Kahlan Amnell... (not mic controller)... oh my god, she can Confess herself?!
MCILF Created by xxlowanaxx was an OFC.
OMFG!UNF!UNF!!! - Oh my fucking god! Unf! Unf!!!
Basically what happened when this showed up on screen:
And then again when this filtered across the screens...
Which was followed by cheap porn-movie music, a cut screen... Kahlan thinking about Cara (a Mord'Sith does not need ~powerful magic~ to cockblock from thousands of miles away)... then morning kisses...
torture!sex...
Cara getting shit done... followed by Cara getting more sexytimes with Dahlia in the following
"Honey I'm Home" scene.
This is also usually accompanied with having to rewind the scene multiple times... drooling... mind being stuck on the previous scene while other things happen... this all should have caused an OMFG!UNF!UNF!!! by now... just sayin'.
OMG - Oh My God
Traditionally said when things like this appear on lots_femslash, followed by flailng and lots of squealing.
And when this appears too...
Both images kidnapped from fosforito4.
OT3 - One True Threesome
*nods*
*nods more* Mmhmm
OTP - One True Pairing... usually this is different per author... or fan... we have...
Cara/Kahlan
Cara/Dahlia (I may have run out of .gifs for Cara/Dahlia... okay?)
Cara/Darken Rahl
Kahlan/Richard
... seriously the list is never ending. I think there's even one for Richard/An Innocent Lamb
Pet - What Richard is... to Denna...
PWP - Porn w/o Plot (occasionally Porn w/ Plot)
As demonstrated by neutralhealer here.
RTFM - Read The Fucking Manual
This one has a few 'caps... because Richard demonstrates the correct and incorrect way to RTFM.
Joking... joking *points down*
The Manual
Richard is demonstrating "RTFM" very nicely here...
And... now he demonstrates what happens when you give a male a manual... this is not how you RTFM.
Subtext - The implication of an intimate, sexual or passionate relationship in a movie, book, book or other form of media. Kahlan and Cara demonstrate with arm-strokey goodness... (and their love for eye!sex) followed by more subtext and Cara showing ~feelings~.
There's no such thing as overboard when it comes to subtext *grin*
STFU - Shut The Fuck Up (as demonstrated by Kahlan on how best to shut someone up)
TMI - Too Much Information... sometimes causes Cara to go:
TMLF - Taste My Lightning Fuckers! No seriously... *points* It's totally what she's thinking.
UNF - Pronounced "un-ph" also known as the universal sound of fucking, it is also onomatopoeic (meaning the sound itself is the definition).
as provided by chaotic_fuse81.
WTF - What The Fuck?
Cara tends to demonstrate this particular expression when she's speaking to Richard... or Zedd... or... well... *blink*
These are most definitely not in alphabetical order and probably never will be.
Part II