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symbiotastic

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Mar 10, 2011 13:26

[HEY GUIZ. Eddie looks. Twitchy. And kind of creepy. And totally on edge. He's talking quickly, with abrupt stops here and there, like he's on the verge of one of those Eric Foreman freakouts his PB is so good at.]

You know what I hate? I mean really, really hate? I mean-- [AH HA HA, have a short, humorless laugh.] To the point where it's, mm, ( Read more... )

.parkerrrr!, flood: confessions, .bit of a douche, .arachnophobia

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rass_bestie March 10 2011, 20:09:01 UTC

Well, their lisps can be funny if you had a few.

symbiotastic March 10 2011, 20:16:31 UTC

[Eddie laughs in response: a touch hysteric and a touch too long.] Funny. That's funny. You're funny. [Yesss, even a bout of flood induced crazy won't stop his sucking up.]

rass_bestie March 10 2011, 20:23:12 UTC

Less funny is when they eat the planet you're on. Are you all right?

symbiotastic March 10 2011, 20:49:50 UTC

Me? Yeah, no, I'm fine. Grrrreat. Never better.

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takingacut March 10 2011, 20:10:11 UTC

If the spiders are talking to you, it's time to put down the bottle and back away.

symbiotastic March 10 2011, 20:20:27 UTC

Just a joke. I mean, it's a crazy Barge, right? Talking spiders can't be all that out of the ordinary.

takingacut March 10 2011, 20:27:59 UTC

I'm starting to get the feeling this place is all one bad acid trip. I do not need those flashbacks to college, thank you very much.

symbiotastic March 10 2011, 21:55:01 UTC

I wouldn't know. Never touched the stuff, myself.

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fbi_olivia March 10 2011, 20:12:20 UTC

Maybe someone can get you a can of Raid or something. Y'know. Just incase.

symbiotastic March 10 2011, 20:21:50 UTC

Make it industrial sized and I will be in love.

82prctmoremanly March 10 2011, 20:57:13 UTC

Is there an... infestation or something? [Andrew might scream like a girl if he finds a spider in his room. Vampires? Demons? Forces of darkness? NBD. Spiders? OH GOD GET IT AWAY.]

symbiotastic March 10 2011, 21:33:34 UTC

What? No, no, noooo, not here, anyway. It was just one troublemaking spider. [Innocent grin.] But it's dead now.

82prctmoremanly March 11 2011, 18:45:54 UTC

Oh. That's... nice. [And morbid. Does Andrew really want to be talking to this guy?]

Ignore this default Venom icon here, RESPONDING THROUGH EMAIL symbiotastic March 11 2011, 18:56:53 UTC

[Laughing:] I'll say. We really don't need an infestation of spiders here.

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[Here. Have a mildly...off Hoffman[ expectremorse March 10 2011, 22:30:20 UTC

...Somebody has a fetish.

[And somewhere Costas Mandylor looked up and blinked.[

symbiotastic March 10 2011, 22:38:39 UTC

Fetish? [Chuckle chuckle, haha] Pretty sure you have to like something for it to be a fetish. [And he laugh and laughs-- OH the absurdity-- then stops abruptly and says very seriously:] And I don't like spiders.

expectremorse March 10 2011, 22:48:05 UTC

Not all the time. (Although he was pretty sure he was starting to enjoy killing people...Except...that felt wrong. Dammit.)

It could be a required part of you. Like drinking.

symbiotastic March 11 2011, 01:20:03 UTC

...yeahhhh, I'm going to have to nix that theory. No spider fetish here.

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