so im back in the state of cheese.

a 36 hour stint in the land of flatness. the more western one that is. with a house full of girls. not necessarily my cup of tea, but im a good sister.

my drive did me well though. not much rain or clouds, lifted just before i hit the mighty miss.

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i am going to steal adam's thunder....

HE FUCKING MET TOM MORELLO. FUCKING TOM MORELLO. LIKE FUCKING RAGE. IN THE FLESH.

that made up for spotting steven tyler must minutes before.

FUCKING TOM MORELLO!

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Bernie Otis is sans nuts.

he went in a man-boy and came out a boy-man. apparently, regardless of his daper looks and innocent charm, he was not such a good patient.

now he has a chicken flavored bone, and is happy.

ZANZIBAR.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE we are moving SO soon!! and then we will be BREAKING in the milwaukke town.

V8 claims to change your life. so maybe the more V8 i drink, the easier all these decisions will be.

i have the largest favor to ask of my friends, family, dead father and god (if hes listening today)...

find me a job in WI that i can start on June 1st.

the future of the newlyweds lies in this.

i am currently sitting in the education building and dreading more and more by the passing second of having to complete my stay here. everyone i am currently surrounded by is a pompous ass, skinny cunt bag and full of more shit that a methane reclamation center. get me the fuck out of here RIGHT NOW.

oh and find me a job too.

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