[ Voice ]

[sword_and_quill]

[ The first thing that comes through the communicator is a loud crash, follow by a pause and then lots of cursing and a very loud, very angry voice. ]

A GODDAMN DOG TOY!? AHIRU, PICK UP AFTER THAT DOG I SWEAR IT'S GOING OUTSIDE AND STAYING THERE ALL DAMN WINTER! WHO THE HELL LEAVES THOSE THINGS ON THE STAIRS? DO YOU WANT ME TO BREAK MY GODDAMN LEG

Comments

[sparkling_by]

Whatever your problem -- there's no need to take it out on a perfectly kind young lady!

[sword_and_quill]

[ Oh, he is so not in the mood for this 'chivalrous' crap. ]

It's HER goddamn dog, not mine!

[sparkling_by]

I'm sure it's only misbehaving to spite you, because you're mean, mean, mean, and your shirt is mean, too.

[sword_and_quill]

No one asked for your pointless and idiotic opinion!

[dance_of_hope]

QUA--?!

[[WHAT'S GOING ON NOW?!]]

I-I'm sorry! I'll try harder to make sure she behaves! Why are you yelling!?

[sword_and_quill]

[ Still oh-so-very-pissed. ]

What hell do you expect!? I nearly broke my goddamn neck falling down the stairs because of a DAMN DOG TOY left on the stairway!

[dance_of_hope]

...I'm sorry...

I promise I'll pick up after okay? I...I didn't think you'd keep yelling like that though! I-I mean...Fluffy got better with potty-training at least, right?

[sword_and_quill]

Quit apologizing and just goddamn DO something about it! I've had as much of this nonsense as I can take!

[he_who_kills]

Phaah!

[sword_and_quill]

Take your nonsense somewhere else!

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[princess_crow]

[ at first she's worried to see him so angry. Did he hurt or break his leg again? ]

[princess_crow]

Calm down, Fakir. You are obviously exaggerating.

[sword_and_quill]

It's not an exaggeration! She obviously needs to take better care of her goddamn animal!

[princess_crow]

You could have asked her nicely. What's wrong with you today?