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[sword_and_quill]

[ The first thing that comes through the communicator is a loud crash, follow by a pause and then lots of cursing and a very loud, very angry voice. ]

A GODDAMN DOG TOY!? AHIRU, PICK UP AFTER THAT DOG I SWEAR IT'S GOING OUTSIDE AND STAYING THERE ALL DAMN WINTER! WHO THE HELL LEAVES THOSE THINGS ON THE STAIRS? DO YOU WANT ME TO BREAK MY GODDAMN LEG

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[dance_of_hope]

QUA--?!

[[WHAT'S GOING ON NOW?!]]

I-I'm sorry! I'll try harder to make sure she behaves! Why are you yelling!?

[sword_and_quill]

[ Still oh-so-very-pissed. ]

What hell do you expect!? I nearly broke my goddamn neck falling down the stairs because of a DAMN DOG TOY left on the stairway!

[dance_of_hope]

...I'm sorry...

I promise I'll pick up after okay? I...I didn't think you'd keep yelling like that though! I-I mean...Fluffy got better with potty-training at least, right?

[sword_and_quill]

Quit apologizing and just goddamn DO something about it! I've had as much of this nonsense as I can take!

[dance_of_hope]

I-I've been doing stuff about it! I just miss something every now and then! I'll wash your shirt and clean the floor and pick up after Fluffy, okay?! Just...you don't have to be mean!

[sword_and_quill]

"Every now and then".

[ He snorts, but there's no mirth in it. ]

If you're going to do something, do it and shut up!

1/2

[dance_of_hope]

Sh-Shut--?!

[dance_of_hope]

D-Don't tell me what to do! You're--you're a jerk!

[sword_and_quill]

Whatever. I don't have the goddamn patience to deal with you and your moronic antics right now!

[ Seriously. He feels like throwing things. ]

[dance_of_hope]

Well...! I don't have the patience to-to--even TALK to you or LOOK at you! You're mean and you're loud and--!

Y-You SMELL, TOO!

[[Totally not talking to you EVER AGAIN, FAKIR, YOU MEANIE.]]

[sword_and_quill]

THEN STOP TALKING ALREADY!

[ connection terminated. ]