THE OFFICIAL SIB DIRTY LIMERICK MEME

[gembat]

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[gembat]

The once lived a beautiful Orlesian
She married the arl, not the bann
But when Teagan brought strangers
She worried about dangers
And asked, "TEAGAAAN WHO IS DIS WO-MANN?!"

[tasmen]

There once was a fellow named Nathaniel.
He was the sort whose glass was always half full.
While his father may have been a real ass,
Nate was certainly full of sass.
And his cock sure was a handful.

[lauresque]

*dies*

[aurora_dawn37]

This is for all the girls in SiB. It's not dirty, but I wrote it out of love. <3

There happened a Templar named Alistair
In the Kolcari Wilds met a witch there
The snarky young lad
Said swooping is... bad,
Now thousands of fans come and post here.

[gembat]

*TEARS*

[gembat]

There is a young man named Alistair
Who I must warn you, is very unfair
He won't take off his pants
Or show you his lance
Til your approval is way beyond compare.

[the_flowergirl]

I laughed way too hard at this.

[emynii]

Zevran, a rogue, was quite purty,
His personality was always quite flirty.
Regardless of lass or lad,
Many called him a cad,
I bet you thought this would be dirty.

[gembat]

YOU TEASE.

[emynii]

*cackles madly*

[crisium]

Emy, you terrible person. ♥