THE OFFICIAL SIB DIRTY LIMERICK MEME
GREETINGS, SWOOPERS. I thought we could use some fabulous entertainment in the form of heinous limericks. So go on, get weird, get rhymey, tell tales about Dwarves from Nantucket. As long as lines 1, 2, & 5, and lines 3 & 4 rhyme, you're golden.
THE MORE BIZARRE AND OUTLANDISH YOUR LIMERICK, THE MORE POINTS YOU GET FOR AWESOMENESS.
If you need help rhyming, you can check out RhymeZone.com
I will start us off:
There once was a girl named Andraste
Whose husband was filled with great dismay
He tried giving flowers
Employed all of his powers
But I guess the Maker has a big dick, ok?