Comments | swissarmyknives: 007

swissarmyknives

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Jan 13, 2009 15:24

What the hell.

Somehow over the weekend, I was married to some weird, random person and supposedly, I had three children. THREE CHILDREN. How...why...when...WHAT.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME.

Liechtenstein, why am I wearing one of your dresses.

i am not a girl, what the hell

Comments 182

fascist_nerd January 13 2009, 20:50:28 UTC

I knew it.

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 20:50:58 UTC

You knew what.

fascist_nerd January 13 2009, 20:51:19 UTC

You wear dresses.

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 20:53:00 UTC

I do not.

Thread 18

wisdomofagod January 13 2009, 20:50:42 UTC

Stealing clothes is bad.

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 20:52:48 UTC

I didn't steal them.

wisdomofagod January 13 2009, 20:53:44 UTC

How do you know?

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 20:55:35 UTC

I would never wear a dress so why would I steal one?

Thread 31

timidest January 13 2009, 21:06:25 UTC

.. You don't like it?

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 21:07:20 UTC

...

I like it. It's very pretty.

timidest January 13 2009, 21:07:51 UTC

You're wearing it because you were a mother.

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 21:09:02 UTC

WHAT?

To whom?

Thread 23

nicotine_patch January 13 2009, 21:08:00 UTC

HI MOMMY

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 21:08:30 UTC

I'M NOT A MOMMY

nicotine_patch January 13 2009, 21:10:38 UTC

You were. And you were very proud of it.

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 21:12:33 UTC

WAS I REALLY

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killerofjoy January 13 2009, 21:22:00 UTC

YOu're in a dress.......?

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 21:26:02 UTC

Not anymore.