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swissarmyknives

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Jan 13, 2009 15:24

What the hell.

Somehow over the weekend, I was married to some weird, random person and supposedly, I had three children. THREE CHILDREN. How...why...when...WHAT.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME.

Liechtenstein, why am I wearing one of your dresses.

i am not a girl, what the hell

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nicotine_patch January 13 2009, 21:08:00 UTC

HI MOMMY

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 21:08:30 UTC

I'M NOT A MOMMY

nicotine_patch January 13 2009, 21:10:38 UTC

You were. And you were very proud of it.

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 21:12:33 UTC

WAS I REALLY

nicotine_patch January 13 2009, 21:18:56 UTC

Yes. And you referred to yourself as
MOMMY
and assured me you loved your husband
DEARLY
and I screen capped everything.

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 21:26:26 UTC

I DID NOT

nicotine_patch January 13 2009, 21:39:22 UTC

YOU DID

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 21:43:59 UTC

I DID NOT

nicotine_patch January 13 2009, 21:44:52 UTC

DID TOO

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 21:45:37 UTC

PROVE IT

nicotine_patch January 13 2009, 21:49:31 UTC

OKAY

1/2 swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 21:51:31 UTC

2/2 swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 21:51:52 UTC

We will not speak of this ever again.

nicotine_patch January 13 2009, 21:54:09 UTC

What do I get outta it.

swissarmyknives January 13 2009, 21:55:36 UTC

What are you talking about.

nicotine_patch January 13 2009, 21:56:44 UTC

WHAT DO I GET OUTTA IT
MOMMY

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