Comments | swiftamorato: BIG BIG SUMMARY

swiftamorato

BIG BIG SUMMARY

Aug 23, 2006 23:41

Gojyo told me to summarize Swift's book... and because I'm a push-over, I did. I'm missing details, skipping minor characters altogether and trivializing IMPORTANT EVENTS, yo. But here it is anyway.

Warning: This is long and incoherent.

( The Bewitchments of Love and Hate )

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u_jerk August 24 2006, 05:13:12 UTC

*points and laughs*

swiftamorato August 24 2006, 05:14:28 UTC

D: YOU SUCK!

u_jerk August 24 2006, 05:19:37 UTC

THE LAPDACE IS A MAJOR PLOT POINT.

oh hi little Swift.

swiftamorato August 24 2006, 05:22:12 UTC

Swift must have made the most amazing "WTF" face during the lapdance.

I have to make more icons.

positive_print August 24 2006, 05:19:37 UTC

...

Did they really have sex in the middle of the ULTIMATE BATTLE OF ULTIMATE DESTINY?

Wtf.

Just.

Wtf.

swiftamorato August 24 2006, 05:23:40 UTC

There was this wall, and the shiny ball had to break it... but then it was attacked by the other shiny ball, and it was losing D: and it was IN PAIN. THE SHINY BALL WAS IN PAIN, AKIHA.

... so they had sex to feed it.

positive_print August 24 2006, 05:34:47 UTC

...

SO THEY FED IT SKITTLES?

swiftamorato August 24 2006, 05:37:29 UTC

DIE.

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marezydoats August 24 2006, 05:20:51 UTC

PS: Someone should app Thiede. Just to break all y'alls little Wraeththu minds.

swiftamorato August 24 2006, 05:24:49 UTC

No. No, they shouldn't. Unless it was later Thiede, who seems harmless, so far.

marezydoats August 24 2006, 05:27:16 UTC

I'm still on the first trilogy. Nearly three-quarters done with the third book! So all I've seen of Thiede is there. And yeah, that's prooobably not actually the greatest idea ever. XDDD BUT THE IDEA AMUSED ME FOR .35 SECONDS, OKAY.

Also, dear God I love your canon.

swiftamorato August 24 2006, 05:30:52 UTC

APP FROM IT. No wait... No, yes, that's what I meant. Only, don't app Thiede, Thiede would fuck us up... more.

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swiftamorato August 24 2006, 20:46:37 UTC

My canon is a special, magical place.

boner_for_oro August 24 2006, 07:41:26 UTC

W-WHAT.

WHAT.

WHAT.

swiftamorato August 24 2006, 20:47:26 UTC

BAD KIMIMARO. GO FINISH READING.