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[sweetswit]

sitting here with a soda in my left hand and a knack for creating in my right part of the brain, i bring you this entry.

what significance is collecting tabs?
is there a well-kept extraordinary formula that converts tabs into dollar bills?
why tabs? why not tampon applicators?

i wouldnt call myself an absentminded scatterbrained space cadet, just

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[anonymous]

spastic entry? never!

i'm sure the kids at the ronald mcdonald house will heal much faster now that they have dirty tampon applicators.

And, yes, I am going to go rock out now.
-Adam

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[princcspian]

Hey Sami...I logged into Livejournal for the first time in 138 years today and saw sweeswit. Anyway...to get to the point, soda tabs were invented by Alfred D. Tab in the early 1900's. After a life-ending encounter with a rabid mongoose, Alfred Tab's ghost took up residence in an abandoned shaving cream factory. From there, he haunted the locals with demands that his life's greatest work (the soda tab invention) be idolized and worshiped by all. He promised that if such actions were taken, he would discontinue his attempts to devour the souls of the town's babies. Therefor, it has become a popular tradition amongst artists, hippies, and other types of bleeding heart liberals (like those Ronald McDonald bastards) to save up their tabs. Finally, they are presented to Alfred D. Tab's spirit on the 17th of August each and every year in a fiery alter outside his haunted shaving-cream factory, along with several naked virgins. Thanks for asking.
Love Erik.