This is how you know you aren't the most organized college student. When you're actual schedule looks like this, you may want to consider looking into buying a planner.

"My Actual Schedule"
                  ^    it almost rhyms.   ^

1) Get Job
2) Aquire Books (See Below)
3) Read Books   (See Below)
4) Do That Thing You Were Supposed to Do
    Before ( Read more... )

If Hell does in fact exist, I am sure that its deepest darkest corner is reserved for Bush, Rice, Cheney and the rest of the current administration. The evil that dwells with this government is rampant; Bush’s two-term presidency has quickly become what I believe to be one of the darkest hours in American history - second only to the slavery period ( Read more... )

Dear Mr. Think-Pap,

Hey. If it feels like I’ve been neglecting you lately, I’m quite sorry. If it’s any consolation, I don’t consider you anything less than a good friend. Who’s always there for me when I get back to my room at 4:00 AM but can’t sleep due to my “afternoon nap”? You are. Who is the only reason I can stay in touch with ( Read more... )

My Discourse With the Devil

Satan: "What would you say, my son, if I told you I could grant every one of your mind's deepest desires? Power, wealth, women...anything in your world would be attainable - all for the price of a soul. What would you say to this, sir?"

Me: "I'd ask if my debt was an eternity of suffering in the afterlife."

Satan: "To which ( Read more... )

This is my poem about how badly we treat this planet....and how badly fucked all of our asses will be (not to mention the asses of our children) if we don't all stop being earth rapers today. Enjoy ( Read more... )

There are many things wrong in today's world ( Read more... )

A friendly message to all those American voters who helped get President Bush elected/reelcted ( Read more... )

After seeing Peter Jackson's "King Kong", I have reached a conclusion concerning my aspirations for the future. When I grow up, I want to be a gorilla ( Read more... )

AH!! I have ears.

Your #1 Match: ENTP

The Visionary ( Read more... )