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[sweep]

SO I'M BACK NOW. After frolicking around Cake Town, eating twice my weight in frosting and ice cream, and sending Haru to the poor house for paying for my birthday party (THANKS, MAN), me and Sigurd got stuck in the jungle together and it was.. uh. An experience? Almost gnawed off our own wrists etc etc I befriended some monkeys etc etc trained

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[aptitudic]

I'm going to fuck you before Creed does.

[llxredrosexll]

What.

[llxredrosexll]

Back off, betch.

[llxredrosexll]

He's mine.

[withabroom]

My partner, guys. I've got dibs.

[aptitudic]

But I've got female parts.

[llxredrosexll]

I'll get female parts if that's what Train wants.

[aptitudic]

...

[withabroom]

... Way too much information, freaky stalker homo guy.

[llxredrosexll]

I want to have his babies!

[aptitudic]

adaskhkjsd that's just WRONG.

[llxredrosexll]

Train loves me. HE DOES.

[aptitudic]

I'm pretty sure he hates you.

[llxredrosexll]

You're just jealous that I'm prettier than you.

[aptitudic]

Excuse you. You are not.

[llxredrosexll]

Yes. Yes I am.