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[sweep]

SO I'M BACK NOW. After frolicking around Cake Town, eating twice my weight in frosting and ice cream, and sending Haru to the poor house for paying for my birthday party (THANKS, MAN), me and Sigurd got stuck in the jungle together and it was.. uh. An experience? Almost gnawed off our own wrists etc etc I befriended some monkeys etc etc trained

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[aptitudic]

I'm going to fuck you before Creed does.

[aptitudic]

Die in a fire.

[withabroom]

He hates you.

[llxredrosexll]

No he doesn't!! He's my partner!!

[withabroom]

My partner. You're really deluded.

[llxredrosexll]

HE'S MINE.

[withabroom]

... You really need help.

[extremeaptitude]

You killed me!

[llxredrosexll]

STAY DEAD, YOU STUPID BITCH.

[extremeaptitude]

Not until I have my REVENGE.

[llxredrosexll]

You can't win.

Train's penis will be mine.

[extremeaptitude]

... Uh.

[aptitudic]

[extremeaptitude]

Yes?

[aptitudic]

You're supposed to be dead.

[extremeaptitude]

I know. But I'm not.