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sweeetpeaches July 20 2007, 22:41:38 UTC
Thank you, the towing service just called, they have not picked up the car yet, will not be able to get it until tomorrow, so looks like I will be without a car until at least next week, so keep that mojo coming :).

Thank, I really need to get those uniform pieces for less than the uniform shop charges (outrageous). Plus I got to have a nice lunch with Connie.

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sweeetpeaches July 24 2007, 03:09:17 UTC
*L* You and Tom and Adam Sandler. :P

You can lunch with Connie when you get here. :)

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(Does his patented "Car Gonna Get Better Now, Mon", shadowsystems July 20 2007, 22:45:23 UTC
"Good Mojo Dance O' Karma" & adds a few extra "Butt wiggles O' Giggles" to the mix, JUST to keep you smiling.)

Ok, your car will be fine.
It'll turn out you hit a rock, which knocked a connection loose, which is what cased the oil leak.
Fifteen seconds with a screwdriver to tighten the O-clamp, five minutes to pour in 5 quarts of oil, & thirty seconds idling to let the oil recirculate.
*HUGS*

(God like voice)
BECAUSE JEEEE-SUS SAYS IT SHALL BE!
(Pointing at the car like a Southern Baptist preacher condemming a sinner to HELL.)
EVIL GREMLINS, *BE GONE*!
(Slapping the car in the center of the hood)
JESUS COMMANDS YOU TO BE HEALED!
(The parish goes absolutely ape-shit wild)
PRAISE TH' LORD!
(More mass hysteria, screaming, & calling out of "AMEN!" and "HAIL JESUS!")

There.
If that doesn't scare your car into behaving, tell it I'll sick a six pack of Mormons on the mother fucker.
=)P hehehehehe

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Re: (Does his patented "Car Gonna Get Better Now, Mon", sweeetpeaches July 24 2007, 03:10:35 UTC
hahahahahahahaha

I love you cause you make me laugh til I am ready to wet myself. *hugs*

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Let's hope that's orgasm wetness and not urine? shadowsystems July 24 2007, 07:34:33 UTC
One is fun, the other is none. =)P

(Pounces on you and tickles you until you promise to ride me like a rodeo pony.) =D

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