I accidentally a disgusting HCL drabble

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me: there is a tumblr called "billiam's cum world" and I have no idea why but that amuses me deeply. I am imagining at top hatted gent welcoming a family into BILLIAM'S MAGICAL WORLD OF CUM and them walking through a doorway and getting a bucket of white goo thrown on them
del: billiam as in billy tallent?
me: ahah no, but now that you've said it:

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[apiphile]

ISTILL APPRIC

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GOOD :D. and then they passed out together and joe was so drunk he pissed himself and billy punched him in the face and they had really gross dirty horrible angry sex.

[apiphile]

HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I LOVE YOU

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YES BUT I STILL LIKE HEARING IT. (That was an old idea we blathered about on messenger once. I think I wrote the intro bit of it then gave up).

[anonymous]

Genius.

This is liza but I am at le work.

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I am genuinely glad you are being paid to read about spitbuckets :D.