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[allthenoise]

Ugh. I can't believe I'm

Hey, everyone. Most of you guys were all poor and junk at one point, right? Not the princesses, but the rest of you.

How did you, y'know ... live?

My trust fund paid for all my alcohol and cigarettes. :(

Comments

[nerfsarefriends]

You just...and this...is all you're worried about?

[allthenoise]

I just spent my last twenty credits on a bottle of whiskey.

Yes, yes this is what I'm worried about right now, I hope that's okay with you.

[nerfsarefriends]

I'll...wire you some money. You had better accept it. I'm...proud of you for standing up to your father like that. Even if I don't...agree that that was the time or the place. Your mother---

Just take the money. Please. For her sake.

[allthenoise]

Cuts down on the number of times I ever had to see him again. Efficiency.

UGH. I'm not taking your money. The hell kinda good would it do her now? If you really want to help me, go hire an assassin or something.

[gonnaoffernow]

...you smell.

Of course, I'm used to this.

[allthenoise]

Yeah, nice to meet you too, buddy.

Oh, wait. You're that weirdo kid. You got old. Did I pass out for a few years?

[gonnaoffernow]

I don't know, man. I just...came in here older one day. I hear that sometimes my younger self runs around here still.

That's a weird sentence to say.

[allthenoise]

Well.

You can be pretty sure no one's ever said it before.

[ He leans over the bar to grab a shot glass and fills it with whiskey, then holds it out to Maddox. ]

For your originality.

[ani_littleani]

It's ok, my momma doesn't have any money cuz whenever I win some podracing Watto takes it >c Turns out you don't need shoes! Everyone here has some, but its not Tatooine, why spend money if your feet aren't going to burn off??

One time Watto got mad and stopped letting Momma go get food so I turned over a trash compactor and this man ran out and screamed at me but he threw away a whole slice of pie!!!! It turns out that it had some kinda mold on it but that was like protein kind of.

[allthenoise]

Uh ... 's okay, I get my boots free.

[ Children make Jeran even more uncomfortable when he's drunk. ]

That-- that is the grossest thing I have ever heard. Can you, like, stay several feet away from me at all times? I don't want to catch anything.

[ani_littleani]

[HE JUST WANTED TO HELP]

:c

[allthenoise]

Don't ... cry.

[ Jeran makes a face. ]

Do-- do you want some whiskey? Will that make you not cry?