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[allthenoise]

Ugh. I can't believe I'm

Hey, everyone. Most of you guys were all poor and junk at one point, right? Not the princesses, but the rest of you.

How did you, y'know ... live?

My trust fund paid for all my alcohol and cigarettes. :(

Comments

[ani_littleani]

It's ok, my momma doesn't have any money cuz whenever I win some podracing Watto takes it >c Turns out you don't need shoes! Everyone here has some, but its not Tatooine, why spend money if your feet aren't going to burn off??

One time Watto got mad and stopped letting Momma go get food so I turned over a trash compactor and this man ran out and screamed at me but he threw away a whole slice of pie!!!! It turns out that it had some kinda mold on it but that was like protein kind of.

[allthenoise]

Uh ... 's okay, I get my boots free.

[ Children make Jeran even more uncomfortable when he's drunk. ]

That-- that is the grossest thing I have ever heard. Can you, like, stay several feet away from me at all times? I don't want to catch anything.

[ani_littleani]

[HE JUST WANTED TO HELP]

:c

[allthenoise]

Don't ... cry.

[ Jeran makes a face. ]

Do-- do you want some whiskey? Will that make you not cry?

[ani_littleani]

[the wibbling increases]

WATTO MOSTLY HITS US WHEN HE'S DRUNK

[allthenoise]

I'M NOT GONNA HIT YOU, I already said I don't wanna catch anything.

What about--

--uh--

[ He is going through his jacket pockets. ]

--cigarettes?