Assorted brief items:

• Tropic Thunder was quite a hoot. This is a case where the funniest stuff in the movie isn't in the trailer because it couldn't be. It also gives new meaning to the term 'playing with someone's head.' The entire cast are fantastic, and while Robert Downey Jr. does stand out, the show is stolen by Tom Cruise, whom I didn't ( Read more... )

I went to the Bohemian Hall and Beer Garden in Astoria today with a whole bunch of the friends, many of whom were in Florida with us. Yes, the place is a "Beer Garden," but while they do have beer there, they also had a complete bar (with some rather nice dark rums) and a lot of heavy Czech and Slovak food, including perogies, kielbasa, goulash ( Read more... )

YESTERDAY SUCKED
I have informed the dispatchers that should any of them ever put
another analog data line in my work again for any reason,

...any reason whatsoever...

...I would bring jihad upon them.

They will be force-fed the flesh of their children.
They will be tortured until they beg for their deaths.
And I will shave their cats.
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As I have mentioned before, I am the keeper of the Ultimate Risk Set, which is a combination of three separate sets, thus allowing for large scale games. In addition to the standard rules of the game, we also have, over time, added certain elements. Each of them is merely an addition to the game (the rules haven't changed), but they add an extra ( Read more... )

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I have absolutely no idea why this one entry appears in a different format from the others.

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Proof that OK Cupid quizzes aren't the best source of personality info:

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66% Stability |||||||||| 40% Orderliness |||||||||||| 46% Empathy |||||||||||||| 56% ( Read more... )

I am worth $73,704,165.22 for one night of wild lovin'! How much are you worth?
Get my worth

suitboyskin is a cheap slut.

This was making the rounds:

An Inaugural Meditation

Dubya is my shepherd; I dwell in want ( Read more... )