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[swanchang]

The Apothecary said I was suppposedly unreliable

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[gredwheeze]

OH NO! The hat is the most serious part of the job.

[swanchang]

But I'll get hat hair.

[gredwheeze]

We aren't paying you to look good, Chang.

[swanchang]

Bugger.

[goddesspatil]

Oh, Cho.

[swanchang]

It's not that bad. I don't think it will be. I hope it won't be.

They pay well?

[goddesspatil]

Rest assured, you'll be in my prayers, at this rate.

Don't eat anything. They like to have test subjects.

[gredwheeze]

well this is NICE. Who are you?

[obviouslynot]

Is this where my effort went?

[swanchang]

Terribly sorry, sir, my Seeker reflexes are apparently no use in an ingredients shop.

[obviouslynot]

They obviously overestimate the coordination of their patrons.

But really, Miss Chang. Bothersome and Troublesome Weasley?

[swanchang]

They've sworn not to pay me in leprechaun gold except if pay day happens to fall on their birthdays?

[halfwayflown]

I think it's an excellent plan.

Tell them if anything happens to you I will kill them.

[swanchang]

Yes ma'am.

[halfwayflown]

Also, while you're training, remind them that if they cannot agree, they must accept your judgement. I had to stress this, often at wandpoint. Hopefully they still remember the concept.

[swanchang]

I am secretly their overlord, yes, I'll remember that.

[forgewheeze]

Hahaha.

MWHAHAHAHA.

[swanchang]

It's even more frightening to read your cackling than to hear it. You've cultivated it well.

Do I have to call you sir?

[forgewheeze]

It's a gift. learned it from mum. and you, Ms Chang, will call me "Your Majesty"! Or, 'Your Grace'. but sir will do just fine, thanks.

[swanchang]

Your mum sounds enchanting.

Your Grace is too costly to wear every day. Yes, right, sir, fine.