Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin ( Read more... )

SO....i created this cool thing. all by myself. alone. And nobody's ever done it before. OK, yea, so you shold try this cool NEW thing. hey, who knows. maybe oneday I'll even see it in EVERY ONE of of my other friend's profiles ( Read more... )

So in Composition class we have to just write for 5-10 minutes on a topic. Today's topic, corresponding with the date, was love ( Read more... )

no really..the funniest thing you've ever seen.

http://www.thelonelyisland.com/bingbong.html

Hmm. I was just sitting here talking and wondering by myself...out loud, and I was trying to imagine what it would be like to make a post on livejournal with no real information so as to give away anything about my life but random thoughts that may or may not actually ever enter my head ( Read more... )

Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it, woo woo ( Read more... )

Since they want to get famous ( Read more... )

shoot you in the face.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Reload.

Bang.

Bang.

Kick you in the face.

Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang.

phew. Well today started off rough. I had to wake up at 6 a.m. to take my mom to work so that I could drive her car back here so I could use it to jump my dead car's battery. Yeah, my car's battery got mouthfucked by my dome light, and apparently it mustve hurt real bad, cuz it died lol. So i then ent to school for an hr and a half for my 1st ( Read more... )

My cousin, attending Western, is badass. This is our convo ( Read more... )