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[suspended_fish]

The 'writers block' question on the front page right now is, "What birthmark do you have?" and whilst I find these things terribly tiresome, I feel somehow compelled to answer it (although not to press the button and trigger the ugly code). Perhaps later, I'll shoot myself in the face too

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[ame1iorate]

Your entries are the most entertaining. Honestly, I do wish I knew you in actuality. I wouldn't be able to say much for I'm not terribly witty, and therefore I probably wouldn't offer much to the friendship; but I just think you are one of the funniest writers whom I have read.

[suspended_fish]

Thank you very much.

I think overly witty people are overrated and usually cocks. I'm sure, from reading your journal that you probably have the right amount of wit to be a perfectly valuable friend and if oceans and landmasses didn’t separate people in such an unfriendly and anti-social manner, I’d have put money us getting along famously.