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Jul 09, 2008 02:27

The 'writers block' question on the front page right now is, "What birthmark do you have?" and whilst I find these things terribly tiresome, I feel somehow compelled to answer it (although not to press the button and trigger the ugly code). Perhaps later, I'll shoot myself in the face too.

I have a birthmark on my left arm; in answer to the question it's shaped like a big blob, as most birthmarks are, unless of course you're the spawn of Satan, in which case you'll probably find yours says 666. My birthmark is a fake, a liar, a cheat, the left over remains of a long gone tan I acquired close to ten years ago. It stays to remind me of long gone summers in the sun and always when I tell this tale, people tell me I should wash more.

I need to find at least one friend with a developed sense of humor before my existing friends destroy my sense of self worth almost entirely.
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