welcome to the real estate

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i found out my friend's brother is Britt Daniel from Spoon.

to clear everything up with everyone: yes, i am, in fact alive. this may or may not please you. if the latter, this should be taken up with me in person ( Read more... )

well, i'm stranded in cleburne.

i've got an hour left to live.

AND IT'S ALL ANDREA'S FAULT LOLOLOLOLOL.

but seriously, i'm screwed.

an old friend of mine got kicked out of ursuline for something she said in her blog.

i want to spew radioactive semen all over jesuit and make everyone get weird cancerous lumps, but it wouldn't affect mr. oakers, he's so fucking fat you wouldn't be able to notice them. and donahue is a cantankerous old jew with a small dick.

eat that, jesus.

i had this english teacher last year, totally hated him. he nearly flunked me.

so i stopped by some club he was hosting, and we swapped some cd's.

moral: asshole-ish english teachers sometimes have good taste.

pizza, beer, tv.

my christmas couldn't be any better.

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