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[surrey_sucks]

I am just so fucking fed up with men. I know that not all men are horrible and disgusting, but seriously, there is something wrong with the men in this city. I've ranted several times about the fucking men who message me (just click on the "online dating" tag for some of my rants), but after posting an ad on Craigslist yesterday and getting the

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[beceh]

"down to earth" - they've just come down to earth from a sojourn to Jupiter.

"laid back" - they will lay back on the couch while you cook, clean and massage their feet.

This post made me laugh and cringe and thank whoever needs thanking that I found a good 'un and that the only thing we have to argue about is who actually bought a stupid mug that we're both utterly convinced we remember individually buying...

This brings back bad bad memories of my forays into internet dating. Let me just tell you that Aussie guys are no different to Canadian guys. I got all this and more from Aussies on OKC.

[beceh]

"laid back" - they will lay back on the couch while you cook, clean and massage their feet.

Forgot to add - and then give them a blowjob and egotistical massage.

[surrey_sucks]

Remember that time I approached a guy in a bar and he ran away, pretending he had to go to the bathroom? He was Australian.

(I did read your mug post, by the way!)

[beceh]

Yes I do remember that! I think I made the disclaimer then that most Aussies in Canada are rather... hmmm... well, not who I'd pick if I were to pick the best of the Aussie male specimen (myself excluded of course!! :p)

Although now that I think of it, if we were both in Melbourne and you asked me to hook you up with a guy for a bit of casual hanky panky I'd draw a blank. All of the nice ones aren't very hot or are toooooo nice (as in you'd have to rape him pretty much, such a fucking wimp when it comes to women) or kinda douchey and they're not anyone I would set up with a friend. Or gay. Or to damn fucking whiny. He's hot, and good in bed but damn he's a downer. I suppose he might do for an hour.............

[mummoth]

Andrew & I met on OKC, and it was I who made first contact with him. It wasn't that I found his specific interests interesting, or his picture especially attractive (there were a few that were obviously from different time frames, with/without facial hair) There were no 'lines' or come-ons. I don't know that his grammar was perfect, but it didn't look like a monkey had written it... the words had all their letters, anyway. It was that it was obvious he was being honest about who he is... take it or leave it, no fucking around. Most of the profiles seemed really insincere and tailored to manipulate or something... it's hard to describe.

[surrey_sucks]

I don't know that his grammar was perfect, but it didn't look like a monkey had written it... the words had all their letters, anyway.

Ha ha ha. I don't demand perfection, but yeah, please be able to string a few sentences together!

Obviously I don't know what Andrew's profile looked like, but from what little I know about him, he seems like a genuine and honest good guy. Not like these creeps and idiots who email me.

It was that it was obvious he was being honest about who he is... take it or leave it, no fucking around.

That's what I like, and that's how I make my profiles/ads. I know what you mean.

[cybermule]

Yeah. Casual ^= wrong.

[surrey_sucks]

I don't quite understand your comment...

[cybermule]

Yuck - sorry. Pre-breakfast commenting is always terse and cryptic. Literally, casual is not equivalent to wrong. I always hate it when people use casual forms of communication to show off their retard skills.

[surrey_sucks]

casual is not equivalent to wrong

But it can be the wrong way of communicating in certain circumstances, such as when you're trying to get laid.