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[surrey_sucks]

I am just so fucking fed up with men. I know that not all men are horrible and disgusting, but seriously, there is something wrong with the men in this city. I've ranted several times about the fucking men who message me (just click on the "online dating" tag for some of my rants), but after posting an ad on Craigslist yesterday and getting the

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[beceh]

"down to earth" - they've just come down to earth from a sojourn to Jupiter.

"laid back" - they will lay back on the couch while you cook, clean and massage their feet.

This post made me laugh and cringe and thank whoever needs thanking that I found a good 'un and that the only thing we have to argue about is who actually bought a stupid mug that we're both utterly convinced we remember individually buying...

This brings back bad bad memories of my forays into internet dating. Let me just tell you that Aussie guys are no different to Canadian guys. I got all this and more from Aussies on OKC.

[beceh]

"laid back" - they will lay back on the couch while you cook, clean and massage their feet.

Forgot to add - and then give them a blowjob and egotistical massage.

[surrey_sucks]

Remember that time I approached a guy in a bar and he ran away, pretending he had to go to the bathroom? He was Australian.

(I did read your mug post, by the way!)

[beceh]

Yes I do remember that! I think I made the disclaimer then that most Aussies in Canada are rather... hmmm... well, not who I'd pick if I were to pick the best of the Aussie male specimen (myself excluded of course!! :p)

Although now that I think of it, if we were both in Melbourne and you asked me to hook you up with a guy for a bit of casual hanky panky I'd draw a blank. All of the nice ones aren't very hot or are toooooo nice (as in you'd have to rape him pretty much, such a fucking wimp when it comes to women) or kinda douchey and they're not anyone I would set up with a friend. Or gay. Or to damn fucking whiny. He's hot, and good in bed but damn he's a downer. I suppose he might do for an hour.............

[beceh]

Oh, and we argued again about the mug at lunch today!!! I honestly don't get it. I REMEMBER BUYING IT. But.. he will say the same thing.

We're weird.

Honestly I think he bought a different one and Marion took it when she moved out, because we still have the mug that Keenan gave her for Xmas.

Anyway... it's just a fucking mug.

[surrey_sucks]

Anyway... it's just a fucking mug.

Then let him "win" this battle; it will probably be the only time!

[beceh]

Hahaha true. I'll let him partially have this one, and say Marion took mine...

What will I do with no more housemates to blame things on?!

[mummoth]

Okay, I obviously don't know the whole story about this mug, but I'd like to suggest that you need randomly appearing flatware. Stop in at a thrift store and buy a plate, something really different from the plates you already have. Sneak it into the pile at home, and then wait a few days until you're washing it or something and ask him where he got it from.

[surrey_sucks]

Ha ha ha!