Voicemail

[surferboy_09er]

"Hey there! You've reached Dick Casablancas. I'm not here right now. I'm off either drinking, sleeping or getting my freak on with a fine lady. Leave a message at the beep. And if this is about anything serious then you might want to call Beaver. He handles all my affairs."

BEEP!

Comments

[keds_champion]

"Hey, uh...it's Pam. Did you tell Gavin about that time when you asked me about a threesome? Because it's not happening, and now he's asking me, and look, I thought you were nice and all but I don't see you like that and really, if you wanted that to happen this is so...very not the way to go about it."