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surething_boss May 26, 2009 12:10

You ever play basketball before, Jayne?

010 - Flood

surething_boss May 16, 2009 10:40

Y'know what's better than water balloons?

Larami Water Uzi.

(ooc: go to Hell, Retrojunk.)

009

surething_boss May 05, 2009 11:49

Where the fuck is my bathtub?

008

surething_boss May 04, 2009 16:09

Boss Jayne?

Baby and I are gonna have a girls day. Don't wait up for me, okay?

Oh this is much better.

Thanks for getting some of my hearing back, Warden. Can't reach as far as I'd like to, but tomorrow's another day, yeah?

Whoever lives on the other side of my bedroom wall needs to learn to have a little fun, by the way.

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surething_boss Apr 04, 2009 20:42

If the Admiral loved us he'd send us someplace quiet next. I mean -- is it really necessary to stop in at ports only when he wants us to hop off and work? Inmates need a little vacation time too. Maybe a place to catch a little sun, stretch our legs, not get eaten by big greasy monsters or killed by space aliens ( Read more... )

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surething_boss Mar 10, 2009 08:29

Blech. I'm all Wenchy.

...Did my Warden fall off the damn boat?

GREAT to see your driving's as good as ever, Admiral.

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surething_boss Feb 07, 2009 21:20

Well that didn't last long, did it?

Clearly, Wardens love me. Can you not tell?

003

surething_boss Feb 01, 2009 15:32

All right, all right Admiral. I hear ya.

Rosie or Rita or whatever your name is: I guess I should give you your gun back.

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surething_boss Jan 16, 2009 07:56

[Meant to be Private to the Admiral, but public]

Okay look: this sensory deprivation bullshit needs to stop, because it's cruel and unusual. I didn't do anything that'd warrant getting my powers taken away, and you already had them wiped down to the bare minimum to begin with. It's like going deaf in one ear.

Who the Hell pissed in your oatmeal

sweary birdy