in the "you've got to be kidding me category"

[supremegoddess1]

I just got an email from Babeland Briefs (I'm on their mailing list from some...erm...adult-themed products I bought a couple years ago).

(not safe for work! Introducing...the Earth Angel.

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[supremegoddess1]

i know, right?

[furryfairy]

But you're missing the point. It's for horny survivalists. Even after Kim Jong Il drops the big one and the bird flu kills half the population and God Raptures up the other half, you'll still be able to hand-crank your way to O-town. Isn't it worth the peace of mind? :)

[supremegoddess1]

so masturbation shall survive the apocalpyse.

[happydog]

Or as Gizmodo puts it:

"So to sum it up: A woman wastes a few minutes working a stick before receiving a moderately satisfying level of physical stimulation. Is there really no better model than this, science?"

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2009/04/the_earth_angel_windup_vibrator_is_as_disappointing_as_the_real_thing-2/

[supremegoddess1]

...and at least the man is biodegradable.

[happydog]

...if not recyclable.

[thebigbadbutch]

OK the thing that makes this funniest is that I originally heard this idea as a yo momma so old joke like 15 years ago.

[supremegoddess1]

I say for $95 you can hire a hooker that winds herself up.